Mission Statement

A code word for making out with your girl. Useful in situations where others are present.

The Boys: What took you so long dropping off your girl?
Dude: Oh you know, just writing mission statements.

by 50ShadesOfGayy May 20, 2020

Mission Modiga

African dude from Africa.

Ayo look at this African dude Mission Modiga, he most likely from Africa.

by Typicalmission September 15, 2021

mission improbable

(n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property.

"Tom and I are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls."

by halonistic February 09, 2012

Mission Taccomplished

When a person returns successfully from a trip for carry-out Mexican food.

"When will Dad be home with dinner? I'm hungry"
(door opens)
"Mission Taccomplished!"

by ZBBMcFate August 09, 2019

Brown Mission

Taking a dump/poop.

Be right back, going on a brown mission.

by strangevoices January 19, 2015

mercy mission

going out in response to a booty call from a fat woman

"I'm on a mercy mission, Fat Wanda just gave me a booty call, she's so horny she can't sleep, and needs some relief in the form of an injection from me."

by Jake March 24, 2004

Bubble Mission

A form of dance similar to grinding however far more intense.
Sex postions dancing.

that slut was runnin' bubble missions all night.

by Digglet February 21, 2010