a gentleman who enjoys the finer qualities in life... but more specifically dedicating a significant portion of his life to filming the sacred act of swans fornicating in a pond of virgins tears. although a rare and elusive creature... the porn swan is as magnificent being of inspiration and sexual lust. Main stream use of the phrase has transformed the definition into a term of sexual endearment for an individual whose unbelievable conquests have been filmed.
Dude I was at the park with my girlfriend watching swans floating in the lake until a Porn Swan came and creeped them out!
The guy made a sex tape with my goldfish, buick, and grandmother... he is the ultimate Porn Swan!
The guy made a sex tape with my goldfish, buick, and grandmother... he is the ultimate Porn Swan!
by Woppyvac July 11, 2010
Get the porn swanmug. Derived from the movie Black Swan
To meet a naive individual then later have relations with them after heavily being under the influence, hearing of their disbelief they would do such a thing the next day.
To meet a naive individual then later have relations with them after heavily being under the influence, hearing of their disbelief they would do such a thing the next day.
by Kaolo March 15, 2011
Get the Black Swanmug. by SwanFyah April 5, 2012
Get the Swan Fyahbwoymug. by Priprixx August 30, 2016
Get the Swan bumpsmug. Jamie Swan is a guard in the book series ‘Atlantis: Lost World’ . He’s trained to de-escalate situations and is close with Neve Varjita and Micheal Jones.
by Mingain September 23, 2021
Get the Jamie Swanmug. a type of insult directed at a person who would probably fuck a swan and also probably on their period
by RainbowfuckyourshitupDash January 1, 2015
Get the fuck swanmug. When a man falls down with his arms extended giving him the appearance of a swan falling over with his penis landing in the vagina
by Sealclubber 93 June 19, 2018
Get the falling swanmug.