Spicy Food Olympics

The imaginary olympics for Thai people who think they won gold medals because of being able to eat spicy food.

Thai person: Can you eat spicy food?
Tourist: No,you guys have already won all gold medals in Spicy Food Olympics.Right on!

by Kermode Bear September 27, 2018

The Homeless Olympics

This is a bad night. It’s when you drink a lava lamp and then fuck a German Shepherd.

Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 9, 2018

Left Turn Olympics

Also known as the Daytona 500, NASCAR’s biggest day! Kind of cool to see, even if you're not a fan. Many go for the wrecks that you can experience without actually being in them. Food, beer and Merch are also a draw. People watching is as much fun as the race its self.

I went to the Left Turn Olympics to drink beer in the sun and see wrecks!

by Sonicbo0mz February 14, 2021

ball tag olympics

The act of throwing your open testicles at you friends faces in a tournament league

Guys, I’m bored. Let’s go to the ball tag olympics!

by Bigdaddywithaflopper July 30, 2021

Coerced Deconstruction Olympics

The weaponization of radical critique within anti-racist or activist circles, where people are coerced into performative deconstruction under threat of social or ideological exile.

“Bro showed up to the protest and next thing you know he’s crying during the Coerced Deconstruction Olympics because he didn’t use the right pronouns and forgot to say he benefits from colonialism.”

by Moonman743 June 12, 2025

The Literal Olympics

Somebody bent on giving everything straight to you with fectbook and sercesand stoadies.

The lady was so bent on The Literal Olympics I just turned my brain off and nodded at her

by sinrlifemattrs March 7, 2026

Come Down Olympics

Come Down Olympics: A humorous term describing the challenging and often uncomfortable experience of functioning in everyday life—such as work, social events, or family gatherings—after a night of heavy partying or drug use. It often involves looking completely rinsed, bug-eyed, and drained—like a walking corpse—yet still managing to push through. The term is used to share and compare survival stories, highlighting the resilience and endurance required.

Lee: Bruv, when I was younger, mate, I used to work all week then work on the weekend on the market, after a proper sesh, I’d take loads of pills, and then still go to the market on a major comedown. It was brutal, bruv, it wasi in the come down olympics bruv, honestly it was Freezing cold, eighteen-hour shifts, and I still managed to push through, like some kind of Olympic athlete, bruv!
Frank: You nutter Bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 23, 2025