Oliver 

has a tiny peepee, the smallest of all the peepees in the world. He has a bigger bellybutton than penis. He likes to finger himself though. He appreciates vaginal tearing by Danny, but his peepee is too small to tear it.

Wow, he's such an oliver. "DUDE DONT SAY THAT"

Oliver by Danny5 September 20, 2011

Oliver 

The only name any male British person has. He is a fat chode with 2 legs and a voice box. He blows at sports, and has an annoying English accent.

Liz: Good game Oliver!!!
Oliver (in stupid British accent): We ran today and didn't play a game.
Liz: Good game!!! (shoves his British ass to the ground)

Oliver by Oliver Suckonadick June 7, 2011

oliver 

large prehistoric snail which feasts on rabid babies in order to assist the humans in the babies' disposal.

"holy shit look at that oliver devour that small child!"

oliver by oliver93 February 28, 2010

Oliver 

Oliver is a guy that is 2 chill. he is addicted to path of exile and olivers tend to never get good computers when they say they will.

*Oliver walks in*
CAN YOU CHILL?
*Shocks the meta*

Oliver by shockthemeta September 21, 2016

Oliver 

A very tall but very nice person; always nice to talk to and hang out with. They are usually very into midgets and love Canada.

oliver: "what do u call a midget crossed with a computer?"
person 1: "hmm no idea"
oliver: "A SHORT CIRCUIT HAHAHAH"

Oliver by Aphidorfloor December 5, 2010

Oliver 

a kid who does bad in school, is outshined by someone close to them in every thing imaginable, and often is a ginger.
On the other hand, hes sexy and is really chill and awesome.

Oliver, your brother beats you at everything.

Oliver by xbox234 March 14, 2009

Oliver 

A little russian man whore who likes to bang marci and make fun of his innocent classmates who have bubble problems

that man whore was being mean to that girl in his class, he is SUCH an Oliver

Oliver by gkdlajfkjka February 3, 2009