Male bar-fly commonly found wearing chinos and tucked in check shirt. Brogues are optional but highly recommended. Must drive a 4x4 to quickly get round the village green. Unlikely to have ever been on a fucking farm but will bleat publicly down their damned phone about how many grand they've had to pay the builders, land registry, wife etc etc. Probably a locally active conservative. And cunt.
by shibboleh July 6, 2010
Get the Office Farmermug. <verb> To obliterate, destroy, or otherwise beat the crap out of a piece of malfunctioning office equipment.
If my computer crashes one more time today, I'm going to drag it out to the parking lot and office space it!
by Steve July 11, 2003
Get the office spacemug. The office shark is a legendary beast that senselessly attacks office workers, forcing them to go home early. The shark may attack at any time, however the office shark is especially active on Fridays, carrying many a worker off into weekend.
Tim just had a shark attack and had to go home. The office shark has been especially active this week.
by Maxwell Power June 29, 2006
Get the Office Sharkmug. (n). The one person in a workplace, often a woman but not exclusively, whose job functions seem to be limited to making her coworkers' lives as hellish as possible and as underhandedly as possible for as long as possible in her unstoppable quest for unmerited power.
Do you know that office bitch made the company lose thousands of dollars just so that her rival would get fired?
by Scathinglinguist alter ego November 27, 2011
Get the Office bitchmug. Where you are when answering cell phone call in the bathroom at work. A distinct 'echo' can be heard by the caller that gives away that you're sitting in a bathroom stall. This term is more appropriate,...and funnier, than telling the caller that you are sitting on the toilet.
by Brian Bates April 3, 2008
Get the second officemug. A home based or head office based employee who descends upon a smaller office (usually coinciding with the visit of the General Manager, CEO, COO etc.) and then proceeds to prance about looking important in their suits, whilst generally chatting shit really loudly telling the world their job title, where they live, where they go on holiday, yadda yadda yadda!
by shank69 April 9, 2012
Get the Office Poncemug. term used in financial service centers,where employees are sitting in cubicles and the method of communication is chatting. An office slurp occurs when one is sending a juicy,and kinky joke or gossip (please not confuse with unfunny and uninteresting rumors that old office hags spread) via chat,and the receiver has to laugh,but so that the others (company mushrooms,yes-men or office ogres) around should not notice that. Therefore (s)he is making a slurping sound effect to cover the vicious laughing.
Friend: Hey,Have you heard that Marc has a fake pussy in his backpack??
Other Friend: ssssssssllllllllluuurp (sound effect) That s what I call a real office slurp!
Other Friend: ssssssssllllllllluuurp (sound effect) That s what I call a real office slurp!
by Lolita67 November 4, 2011
Get the office slurpmug.