octapogamous

A person who has eight girls in an attempt to substitute his ever increasingly irritating situation with his girlfriend.

Person 1: I could never cheat on my girlfriend. I'm completely for monogamous relationships.
Person 2: I'd never cheat on my girlfriend either, but I'm an octapogamous.

by Gfather November 12, 2007

octave rocking

The attempt by singers to sing higher, lower and then higher again on a single note for dramatic effect in a song especially for the national anthem. Most singers try and fail miserably, but occassionally a few people pull it off. singing, sing, singer, octaves, music, national anthem, Memorial Day, Fourth of July, patriotic, America, USA, United States, Whitney Houston, the World Series, Super Bowl

Whoever just tried to sing the national anthem, should stop the octave rocking because you are not Whitney Houston. Just stop!

by joecoolthefool July 2, 2016

Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.

Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.

by Zack Marks October 2, 2016

octagon penis

An octagon penis is a supspecies of male genitelia that like the name suggests is octagon shaped. This is a leap in evolution that ensures the male will find a proper mate as it will only fit into a octagon vaginal shape.

Dude i totally thought i would get with that but then i saw her triangle vagina and had to accept that my octagon penis was not meant to hit that.

by DudeWithAttitudes December 22, 2016

octaveous

A very handsome, smart, polite boy with an amazingly bright future ahead of him.

Octaveous is special.

by cjyu,cyufyu April 24, 2018

octavyn

A guy that is badass, amazing at basketball, and the best friend u will ever have. He is kind hearted, and obviously black. The guy bestfriend that every girl wants

If everyone was like octavyn, you would never have anyone not there for u.

by Ehsyrbeh January 11, 2018

octavianiliescu

Octaviailiescu is amazing and has the ability to make anyone LAUGH and it's clear that he is a macho-man and what girl he wants in bed.
He has an amazing body and a big , BIG DICK.He is very smart and clevaer but he knows to be frendly.

Octavianiliescu , come and satisfy me !

by Cuceritorul April 9, 2018