The action of placing a book in your right hand, running full speed at your bed, jumping precisely five feet away from the mattress, completing a one hundred and eighty degree spin while simultaneously crossing the book between your legs. You then land on your back with the book open and proceed to read your story of choice.
by dirkdiggler12 December 4, 2016
Get the Bed-Readingmug. When you heavily analyze someone’s Instagram post or general personal information to figure out who they are as a person/ what is going on.
Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.
Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.
Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Friend 1 - Did you see Sam’s Instagram post?
Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.
Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?
Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.
Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?
Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
by SassyGorgeousPrincess November 5, 2021
Get the Close Readingmug. by pietromaximoffcanhavemybabies0 December 4, 2021
Get the reading plusmug. a retard that falls on a exstention cord and hits the smart board, then yells at the class and becomes very salty
by richard the bitcherd February 16, 2018
Get the reading submug. Person 1: I'm gonna go read a magazine.
Person 2: hahah I told you not to eat all those spicy tacos!Have fun reading a magazine.
Person 2: hahah I told you not to eat all those spicy tacos!Have fun reading a magazine.
by Asianchild December 28, 2013
Get the Reading a magazinemug. 1. A animated rap song.
2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.
2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.
1. guy1: hey did u see that new rap song called "read a book"
guy2: omg i lol so hard when i hear it.
2. guy1: omg i hope paris hilton get out of jail soon =*(
guy2: dude she been out for like a month or longer read a book >_>
guy2: omg i lol so hard when i hear it.
2. guy1: omg i hope paris hilton get out of jail soon =*(
guy2: dude she been out for like a month or longer read a book >_>
by bl@ckm@rio August 19, 2007
Get the read a bookmug. by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007
Get the reading materialmug.