Something Nolan Beckwith would say “wanna go get ice cream?” Even though he only has $1.32 in his bank account
by Theplug July 15, 2018
The official start of the major disease that spread across the world, Nolanitis. This disease is unknown to many but it is starting to make headlines. This person is currently under strict quarantine currently. This mysterious person apparently started the disease by allowing extreme amounts of blue fluorescent light to go from a Nintendo switch into her eyeballs. Information about this person is that she identifies herself as a woman. She is 3 foot 5 ( not sure) with black hair and blue eyes. If you see any person named Nolan Riley please alert immediately
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squilliamg1232hotmail.com
If you upvote this or nolanitis you will get protection from this disease
be sure to check out cole pufferfish. ( related to this subject)
Squilliam: gasp
Tyler: that Nolan Riley
*they immediately suffer prolonged severe itching between the upper thighs*
Tyler: that Nolan Riley
*they immediately suffer prolonged severe itching between the upper thighs*
by dankmaster666 May 14, 2019
This is a stupid mother fucker who dates a lesbian.
Nolan is a gay prick who likes getting sexual acts from his friends, mostly Vincent because he ALWAYS EMERGENCY get sick sexual with his friends and when he does his best victim is Nolan because he is a little fucking stick of ONLY 109lbs
Nolan is a gay prick who likes getting sexual acts from his friends, mostly Vincent because he ALWAYS EMERGENCY get sick sexual with his friends and when he does his best victim is Nolan because he is a little fucking stick of ONLY 109lbs
by Ur local man January 01, 2020
by ChimpToucher April 08, 2022
Lead vocalist and songwriter of American indie-emo band Straylight Run. Long Island origin. Formerly guitarist/back-up vocals for Taking Back Sunday. Known for his friendship with Brand New frontman Jesse Lacey -- which introduced two songs about said best friend. "Your Name Here", which is a straight-up love song, and "There's No 'I' in Team", a response song to the angry "Seventy Times Seven" from when John Nolan slept with Jesse's girlfriend.
Straylight Run, the self-titled full length CD was released subsequent to his departure from Taking Back Sunday (he left with bassist Shaun Cooper). The band has gone on to release more since then, and is still active.
Straylight Run, the self-titled full length CD was released subsequent to his departure from Taking Back Sunday (he left with bassist Shaun Cooper). The band has gone on to release more since then, and is still active.
by glass ceiling August 22, 2008
1. A joke that completely kills a chain of building jokes, rendering the comedic banter obsolete.
2. A joke that is so far out of left field, that it causes all participants to question their friendships and ultimate self worth.
2. A joke that is so far out of left field, that it causes all participants to question their friendships and ultimate self worth.
by Someone Uninteresting May 26, 2017