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Frosted flakes

Dried, typically flakey, cum or come on an individual(s) body after ejaculation. They are common on hair and renown for the inability to wash/remove them on first attempt.
Darin took three showers but the frosted flakes on his chest were unusually obstinate and flakey.
by RobertoGville April 23, 2008
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Flake Artist

Someone who skillfully and willfully escapes pre-existing plans with friends or associates (see flake). Able to wriggle out of plans no matter how soon the event approaches with a perfectly sound excuse. Also characterized by the tendency of a person to ignore phone calls or text messages close to the time of said plans.
"Krystal and i were supposed to go bowling last night, but she didn't return any of my calls or texts. What a flake artist!"

"Stephanie said she would hang with us tonight. You think she is still coming?" "Hell no, she has pulled a flake artist on us!"
by Rob TheBeast May 19, 2009
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flake effect

When pouring milk on cereal, the milk bounces off the flakes at the wrong angle spilling everywhere.
Every morning I have to clean off my flake effect.
by CBH January 12, 2009
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Bake and Flake

To smoke someone's weed or be smoked out, and leave right after
"Where'd Jake go? I thought you guys said you were gonna blaze?"

"We did, but then he pulled a Bake and Flake"
by Bryan Sanson January 25, 2008
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flaky; flake

Unstable, uncertain, unreliable, noncommital.
"Dude said he'd call me tonight, but he's so FLAKY, I doubt it."

"Gal promised to pick me up from work, but she's such a FLAKE, she'll probably leave me stranded."
by Sherie September 7, 2005
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Bitch Flake

A derogatory term for a female who not only whines like a motha fucka but is extrmely unreliable in all situations; A female who is forced in the middle of the back seat of a car to aliviate the homophobia in a cock infested car. Usually associated with nasty band girls.
Chealsea is a nasty whore bitch flake, I made her sit in the back seat with my two fat friends.
by Sebastian and Amanda May 18, 2006
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Frosted flakes

Another way to say something is "Grrrrrrreat" without sounding like an imbecile.
"Man, 'The Incredibles' was the frosted flakes, dude."
"Grow up, man, you're 25."
by Eljay April 11, 2005
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