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Thong Burn

That moment when you try to pull your pants up and accidentally grab your thong too and the friction causes your ass crack and/or vagina to burn.
"I pulled up my pants and gave myself Thong Burn."

"Wow I now have really bad Thong Burn!"

"I don't like thongs for the risk of getting Thong Burn."
by Zarrasai February 6, 2014
mugGet the Thong Burnmug.

Thong Toffee

A slimline skid-mark that discolors the string section of a thong.
I picked up her sexy underwear and was mortified to discover a substantial portion of thong toffee therein.
by BTKidd August 24, 2008
mugGet the Thong Toffeemug.

chocolate thong

These ARE real items; they are basically thongs with the cover being tasty chocolate. Lick away. ^.^
"What does the combination of chocolate and cum taste like?"
by Dave November 9, 2004
mugGet the chocolate thongmug.

thong dollaz

Income garnered via stripping, exotic dance, or other sex trades, esp. tip money placed beneath the straps of thong underwear worn by sex workers.

First appeared in Questionable Content comic #795.
Destiny saved her thong dollaz until she could afford a boob job.
by kaffeine December 10, 2008
mugGet the thong dollazmug.

reverse thong

When a dude wears a thong but backwards, so that the back of the thong is barely covering his junk, thus exposing himself to everyone.
Yo did you see chris wearing a reverse thong and walking around his apartment?

yea man his junk was all hanging out.
by DATRUTHNUCCA69 June 25, 2010
mugGet the reverse thongmug.

visible thongs

Whale tails, fish tails, ass cleavages, butt cleavages...
Early VTs (visible thongs) were just an innocent bunch: VPLs= visible panty-lines/ CSLs =corkscrew lines (badly visible frillies from under one's clothes).
by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007
mugGet the visible thongsmug.

Mom Thong

High-waisted T-shaped underwear that ladies wear. When a woman bends over, it tends to show out from under her jeans or hipsters.
Her Mom Thong was about 4 inches above the waistline of her low-slung jeans.
by KNo14 March 26, 2010
mugGet the Mom Thongmug.

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