Self-proof

When you make something so complicated not even you can figure it out.

Fuck! I self-proofed my e-mail account! I knew I shouldn't have made my password so complicated!

by CHINESE_TIGER September 3, 2011

the proof is in the pudding

An old saying meaning that the only true way of judging someone or something is through

Peyton Manning: "Tom Brady, you suck!"

Tom Brady: "The proof is in the pudding"

(Tom Brady is hated by many sports fans, but the proof of his ability is shown in his constant victories and numerous records)

by tlong4815162342 July 9, 2009

idiot proof

an explanation that is for idiots, especially used in advertising when the ad is trying to explain the things that can be already understood by a normal person.

don't make an idiot proof, i can see what you mean!

by piraye May 26, 2006

zombie-proof

Having no brains; an idiot.

Some politicians make statements that suggest they're zombie-proof.

by kozowh May 21, 2013

mum proof

A way of talking so that your mum doesn't know what you're on about.

Bwoi: "Yo momma, me is goin' down St John's wit mi posse, hang out an shark da-day."
Mam: "Errrr ... half past two?"
Bwoi: "Ehh!! Mum proof!!"

by Lord Ass July 2, 2005

lesbian proof

car windows that only roll part way down

You gotta open the door, I can't fit this 30 rack through your lesbian proof windows.

by tray420 August 22, 2008

This photograph is proof

A song by Taking back sunday that you sing to when ever you hear it, or just randomly when your alone.

"know you know, everything (drop everything)
I know you didn't mean it (start it all over)
I know you didn't mean it (remember more then youd like to forget)"

lyrics from "this photograph is proof"

by Quitelate June 11, 2006