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Doge

Someone’s bitch, a person who does everything for someone else.
1. You’re my doge.

2. H: Can you send me your answer for this question?
S: Sure!
H: Thanks doge
by stellabhaileyz October 11, 2022
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DOGE Math

Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.
Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.
by Numerati February 25, 2025
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DOGEd

Receive the almighty Musk hand of fury from the newly formed DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency).
I hope that wasteful shit hole of an agency is gets DOGEd after January.
by Jukola December 5, 2024
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doge

"have you seen doge? he is funny!"
by ikindaepic October 10, 2021
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Doge

Hey use the doge
by anonymous April 16, 2024
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DOGEd

To be subject to the whims and decisions of DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency)
I was DOGEd after my Federal grant was seized by DOGE and the new Administration.
by CyberCog February 20, 2025
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Doge

THE BEST YELLOW DOG EVER! She's originally named as Kabosu, and she already died in 2017. Yesterday's her 14th birthday.
P1: Who helped you in your worst times?
P2: Just a funny yellow dog named Doge.
by r4isins 4 breakf4st November 2, 2020
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