nipple timber

When you get erect nipples from seeing an attractive member of the opposite gender or same gender in some cases.

Paco: Damn Maximo, I got some nipple timbers from seeing you today!
Maximo: Indeed, my nipples are erect as well.
Luis: Can you rub my nipple timbers Paco?

by Erectnipples123 June 6, 2016

Nipple Chips

When you damage one or both nipples to the point that it will completely scab over. Then carefully peel the scab, making sure not to break it, if it does happen to fall apart you will have to restart the whole process. Now you have a chip in the shape of your nipple that you an now enjoy as a snack.

"Bro, what did you do all summer?"
"Just sat in my room playing video games and eating nipple chips"

by TealGame August 9, 2016

Nappy Bum

Nappy Bum - is when a female is wearing leggings that don't fit and are too big, instead of being tight & fitted.

This gives the illusion that the female is wearing a nappy especially on the Bum area because the leggings are sagging.

She looks fineee..... yeah but she's got Nappy Bum, so forget that....

by SAMSKETCHSACH January 21, 2017

Nipple Nap

A Big Ass MeganPlays Simp.

Dicky: Why Do You Simp For MeganPlays?
Joe: Because I'm a Nipple Nap

by BaconBlue January 27, 2023

Fart Nappy

A piece of 3-ply toilet folded in half at least four times and inserted between the buttocks to protect underwear in times of messy flatulence.

Gareth was glad he used a fart nappy towards the end of his illness... Just in case

by Ron Chandler July 14, 2016

Chipper nipper

A young lady with perky nipples.

Well... the sun never came out at the beach today, but at least we got to see some chipper nippers!

by Conman_92 February 20, 2017

nipping

When a woman's cold nipples poke erect through her shirt

Did you see Mrs. Johnson in class today? The room was freezing and she was nipping like a champion!

by mafioso April 22, 2003