Nigel is a name that means Strong, Handsome and exquisite. Lots of Nigels usually tend to still other people’s girlfriends so be careful out there boys, Nigel is coming for ya.
* New Kid Enters Class*
Miss Gray: Class, We have a new student
Nigel: Smiles
Miss Gray: Please Introduce yourself
Nigel: (deep voice) Hey guys! Im Nigel
Girls in Class: (Screams) Heyyy Nigel😍😍
Miss Gray: Girls calm down, i know he’s hot but chill
Miss Gray: Class, We have a new student
Nigel: Smiles
Miss Gray: Please Introduce yourself
Nigel: (deep voice) Hey guys! Im Nigel
Girls in Class: (Screams) Heyyy Nigel😍😍
Miss Gray: Girls calm down, i know he’s hot but chill
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Friend 1: “Did you see Nigel today”
Friend 2: “Ugh do you mean that walking Sex symbol??”
Friend 1: “Yeah that’s the one ;)”
Friend 2: “Ugh do you mean that walking Sex symbol??”
Friend 1: “Yeah that’s the one ;)”
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Person 1: Have u seen Nigel Farage ass on I'm a Celeb.
Person 2: No, why the F*** are you looking at that.
Person 1: Have u seen Nigel Farage ass on I'm a Celeb.
Person 2: No, why the F*** are you looking at that.
by Masterg1 November 24, 2023
Get the Nigel Farage ass mug.So you are hanging out with friends watching a movie. One friend, Nigel, says, "I have to go home, see you later."
Everyone says bye while still watching the movie.
20 minutes later you hear the toilet flush and everyone looks around trying to figure out who flushed the toilet.
Nigel was back into the room and says goodbye again.
So Pulling a Nigel is telling everyone you are leaving and then sedesecrating the toilet without telling anyone on your way out.
Bonus points if you literally live across the street.
Everyone says bye while still watching the movie.
20 minutes later you hear the toilet flush and everyone looks around trying to figure out who flushed the toilet.
Nigel was back into the room and says goodbye again.
So Pulling a Nigel is telling everyone you are leaving and then sedesecrating the toilet without telling anyone on your way out.
Bonus points if you literally live across the street.
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