Neiltasha

Pokémon #469: Neiltasha

Height: 3'2 to 5'9, depending on position

Weight: 238 lbs

Location: Bathrooms, Restrooms, Washrooms, Lavatories, Water Closets, tiled rooms with countertops. When breeding, they are found in dark corners and behind lockers. Occasionally they will be found on tabletops.

Evolution:
Natasha + Neil --->
Neiltasha --->
Uberhornyneiltasha (+ Melanie) --->
Neiltasha-Melanie-Compound

Do not disturb this creature when it is resting in a hidng space. The Natasha element of this creature can be hazardous to your health if provoked. Keep a safe distance away.

Breeding:
Neil, Natasha, Melanie, anything that can move.

I think I saw some animal scurry over into the machine shop bathroom! Let's get the net and rat poison--
Oh, nevermind. Its just a Neiltasha breeding on the countertop.

by Cornelius IV September 11, 2005

Bird's nest soup

A lapful of vomit deposited by a drunken fellatrix.

"That bitch was so hammered, she me gave a bird's nest soup after I tickled her tonsils."

by Lou Al Fiender November 10, 2008

ho nest

The technical term for how hair matts up on the back of the head after vigorous, missionary position sex.

"When she came out of his hotel room, her lipstick was smeared and her hair was a ho nest."

by Kate Black September 26, 2006

Nester

When a LAD gets a girlfriend and happily settles into the nest that has been created.

A real NESTER would be James from this examle

When "James" is with "Zoe" they have stupid baby names for eachother such as "Bubsy"... NESTER LAD.
He was always having to talk to her even if he just left her... Nester LAD.
Arguments would be had over the girlfriend "Zoe" not being happy with the LAD "James" when he wanted to go out with the LADS... NESTER LAD
As you can see from examples..He (James) was deep into the nest.

by Dannygmanu October 15, 2012

nest

House, residence, pad, etc. Also see crib.

Lets grab some beers and cruise back to da nest.

by Puffy January 14, 2004

cock nest

When a man's pubic hair resembles a bird's nest. Most often you can see the buldge of hair through the crotch of their stoned-wash blue jeans.

Also referred to as a crow's nest, hay bail, or afro balls.

"I would have had supper on that guy's penis if it wasn't for his huge cock nest."

by grandma's attic June 11, 2006

nersty

Another word for nasty, but of a heightened nastiness. Old cheese is nasty. Old cheese with diarrhea on it is nersty. Often pronounced with a long "r" as in nerrrsty.

That movie was sick! But the part where his grandma vomited on the dog was nersty!

by kristin p. September 11, 2005