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Duff Neighbor

Duff meaning: Dreadful Ugly Fat Freak of a Neighbor.
A neighbor you dread to see out of their house who is ugly on the inside and out. Morbidly obese, fat, and unfortunately seems to scantily clothed most of the time. A loud ass freak who strives to be obnoxious at all times. They tear around the corner and down your street in their reinforced made for fattys' vehicle like a crazy freak, regardless of any pets or kids that may be in the road. You try to live your life but this Duff neighbor makes it virtually impossible to exist within a 3 block radius without hearing their loud ass bi-polar blabbering. This Duff neighbor likes to do the flubby dance while being hit by the jet stream of a water hose which has been known to cause temporary loss of vision for passer-bys.
I thought they had found the house of their dreams until I saw their Duff Neighbor across the street.

The cat never saw that Duff Neighbor coming.

They don't make fences high enough to completely drown out their Duff Neighbor.
by Sass sha J May 29, 2010
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Dump Neighbor

Someone who uses the stall next to you, especially when you both are taking shits. You'll meet each other, stink, and part ways.
"Damn, how long were you in there?"

"I don't know, I was talking to Mike."

"Who's Mike?"

"He's my dump neighbor."

"oh..."
by Ilisten2Metal June 9, 2014
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Friendly Neighbor

Sexual act where you first must smoke a blunt, eat tacos, and get a handy J from someone using your own hand. This sexual act is widely used in the Houston rave scene by Fuckboys
Wes: Yoooo I heard wolf cub gave Brandon a Friendly neighbor!
Rudeboy: Ha GAYYYYYUU
by DaddyRudeBoi December 24, 2016
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country neighbor

Even though Jon lives the next street over, he's my country neighbor because I can still walk to him
by Bassbice December 27, 2018
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Third Favorite Neighbor

It's what your neighbor calls you when he is such a pussy that he cannot tell you he don't like you
Hey Garrett you're my third favorite neighbor
by Third favorite neighbor July 10, 2018
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Wake the Neighbor

A game where one drives a muffler deleted car through neighborhoods past 11 pm attempting to wake the sleeping individuals. You win the game if the person comes out of their house, chasing you.
The goons played Wake the Neighbor last night and almost got arrested.
by The Name May 31, 2018
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Neighbor

The N-word for middle-aged white dads/boomers.
Hey, yo, wassup neighbor! Kids, was that HIP enough for you? It wasn't? Oh, well let me get the belt then!
by Moe Jama November 13, 2019
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