The perfect religion for those who aren't sure if they really believe in a god, but don't want to risk the big red one. Based on being as good as you can be, but not going over the top and showing up the others, the religion of the not-necessarily-religious doesn't believe in rules as such, at least not written ones. Therefore there are no commandments, but believers are asked to be nice to people and to really try and not steal things or kill people, if they can really help it. Attendance at a church is by no means compulsory, or even advised, but a number of popular pilgrimages exist, such as the centre of the civilised world, Home Bargains.
"Hey Josh, wanna come pray to God with me and my good buddies?"
"Nah, I'm one of the not-necessarily-religious."
"Oh. I didn't know you were, uh, 'like that'."
"What the hell does that mean? Son of a bitch!"
"Ah, no! My splean!"
"Nah, I'm one of the not-necessarily-religious."
"Oh. I didn't know you were, uh, 'like that'."
"What the hell does that mean? Son of a bitch!"
"Ah, no! My splean!"
by Horace Wimp November 8, 2006
Get the the not-necessarily-religious mug.To take, steal, or pilfer something seen as unused, under the thief's belief they will make good use of it. Thought of as a euphemism to avoid guilt by believing the victim will not miss the item (or, if discovered, appreciate the act's necessity).
"He has a whole box of Pop Tarts, there's no harm if we necessitake a few."
"Who necessitook the flash drive that was on the counter? I need it back, please..."
"Who necessitook the flash drive that was on the counter? I need it back, please..."
by Patuxin October 28, 2009
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2. Things that one typically carries on one's person every day in order to maintain one's current standard of living. For many, this would include (remember, this list is not exhaustive):
. cell phones
. mp3 devices
. purses
. wallets
. automobile keys
. several blunts
. lighters
. lip gloss
. nines, or
. writing utensils
2. Things that one typically carries on one's person every day in order to maintain one's current standard of living. For many, this would include (remember, this list is not exhaustive):
. cell phones
. mp3 devices
. purses
. wallets
. automobile keys
. several blunts
. lighters
. lip gloss
. nines, or
. writing utensils
"Hey Six! Man, you seem to be lugging a lot of stuff around in your pants, there, I see."
"..."
"So, ah... response?--"
"These are my necessories, Leroy. I challenge you to walk a day in my shoes."
And then I busted out my nine.
"..."
"So, ah... response?--"
"These are my necessories, Leroy. I challenge you to walk a day in my shoes."
And then I busted out my nine.
by siXcarbXn April 2, 2010
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Viktor: You're going to pay for what you did to Northwind, Neclord!
Hix: In the name of my sword, Tengaar, I'll make you pay for killing those of the Warrior's Village!
Neclord: My, how courageous! You speak as if I'm going to lose!
Hix: In the name of my sword, Tengaar, I'll make you pay for killing those of the Warrior's Village!
Neclord: My, how courageous! You speak as if I'm going to lose!
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