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Nutella poptart

When a man with diarrhea ejaculates in one side of toilet paper and wipes his rear with the other side and puts it in a refrigerator over night and feeds it to his partner
Y/n: Yo your girl looks hungry
Me: dont worry shes just fasting until i give her a nutella poptart
by Rhesus monkey January 12, 2026
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Creamy Nutella

Creamy Nutella is when a man ejaculates into a jar of Nutella. He then gifts it to his sister, mother, grandmother, or girlfriend as a gift. It is commonly done by white folk because of their love for Nutella.
John: "I made some creamy Nutella last night. I prepared it for my girlfriend!"
Davis: "Yum! Can I have some?"
by Hot dog willy May 9, 2015
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Arse like a Nutella pot

A particularly nasty sticky shit where the constant wiping of your ass will never draw a clean wipe.
Mick, you used up a whole bog roll in there. Sorry mate, I had an arse like a Nutella pot.
by Jayboy1980 May 16, 2020
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Volcanic Nutella

Volcanic Nutella is a case of the shits so bad its like shitting a stream of molasses made of battery acid, yet so sparodic, that when your done... you only think your done, only to find as soon as youve pulled up your pants and washed your hands, your explosive ass gets ready to erupt in a white hot fury right there in your under britches... this trickery and downright skullduggery of the anus, mean the poor hapless fool to stay within running distance of the porcelain express and causes the skin around your cornhole to become so red, angry and inflamed from the constant onslaught of colon-bile and toilet paper, that even the most heavly vitaman E imbuded 4ply toilet paper of softness is like taking a ballbearing shot sandblaster directly to the rectal opening

usually results in grown men crying deliorusly at the ungodly pain
Dude 1: whoa fuk man, we shouldnt have had that dodgey vindaloo at lunch...

Dude 2: harden the fuck up pussy, clench yo ass till we get home

Dude 1: fuck that man, ifeel a case of the Volcanic Nutella coming on man, its like white hot poker is trying to excape from my ass!
by OH GOD MY ASS June 12, 2008
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Bread and Nutella

Bread 🍞 + Nutella

Italians usually eat a slice of bread with Nutella smeared on it.
Thing 1: Damn bread and Nutella it’s the greatest combination of aliment in this word!!
by vii<3 June 4, 2023
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Orlando Nutella Sandwich

it's when a a guy shits as he cums
he shit himself when he cummed I call that an Orlando Nutella Sandwich!
by ihatebts December 31, 2019
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Bust a Nutella

when you use a jar of Nutella as a fleshlight and bust a nut, it is usually recommended that you cover up the nut after performing this action
bruh I just busted a Nutella and didn't tell anyone
watch out dude I think Jared busted a Nutella in that
when I get home I'm going to bust a Nutella
by Phat Knut Buster May 19, 2019
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