flash-now

When you continuously imagine what could have been at this exact moment.

Guy 1: Did you see that crazy flash-now on Jericho last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but what about the end of it?
Guy 1: You dumbshit, that was a hallucination, not a flash-now!

by Eric Green January 19, 2008

ApocaSheen Now

The demise and ultimate doom of Charlie Sheen. In reference to his father’s epic war movie “Apocalypse Now”.

Mary: Looks like Charlie is going through his own Apocalypse Now, make that, ApocaSheen Now.

Sue: Yeh, Rated R for disturbing violent images, language, sexual content and constant drug use.

by Smazkiss March 18, 2011

is now offline

This phrase is preceded by your name and is used primarily in online chats where you are capable of logging in/out. It is used as a response to an absolutely idiotic comment, where you feel the need to log off on this person. Equivalent of slamming the door in someone's face, the ellipsis ("..."), or actually logging off on them.

Other variations include, but are not limited to:
- ____ has logged off.
- ____ is no longer able to chat.
- ____ has signed out.

Frank: So, doing anything interesting?
Nordman: Collecting sperm by masturbating into a balloon.
Frank: Frank is now offline.

by oo| November 14, 2011

Now class

Sentence starter to get attention of people.

Wendy: Now class, now class, where shall we go for dinner?

by Psuedonym86111 October 10, 2018

now that's what i'm talkin!

Talkin' is a short term for the cosmos itself. Understanding this phrase is like trying to understand the creation of the universe. No one can or will ever discover the true meaning or creation of the universe, therefore they will never understand the phrase "Now that's what I'm talkin" for it tells a whole history of life, death, and afterlife. The galaxy itself was created by this one phrase by this one man known as god himself. God once said, "Now that's what I'm talkin," which generated life itself to occupy the space of the known universe. Since then there have been many men trying to withstand the power of "Talkin" however, they eventually fall into darkness and insanity to which no living being can escape. Not even God himself. The main reason the world is what it is today is because God has given into this insanity, creating evil in all aspects of life whether that be natural disasters or men themselves. No one can withstand this power, no one has been seen withstanding this power therefore no other universes have been created since then disproving the multiple universe theory known as the multiverse. DO NOT say this phrase, "Now that's what I'm talkin," for it will drive any man insane to the point of death instantly. The fact that God himself couldn't withstand this power should be a warning to any living being that this power is too much for any being in all of existence.

Haha I just fucked your sister
Yo same!
now that's what i'm talkin!

by Adrian the talkin' boy October 3, 2019

And now for something completely different

Monty python inspired phrase muttered under one's breathe, post vinegar strokes.

Usually said whilst concurrently closing all incognito tabs.

"Phwoar baby! YEeahh!!!!
Oh Oh. Aaaah!!!"
*momentarily looks sheepishly around room.
*closes all incognito tabs, and ponders the numerous posibilities in life*
"And now for something completely different!"
*Opens new tab, proceeds to read human interest new article, or check email / take a piss, organise taxes, etc.

by Wayner Wayne September 12, 2021

Thy end is now

Basically translates to "I'll murder you", commonly said by the infamous Ultrakill boss "Minos Prime" when he commence his attacks on you the player

"Hey have you heard of that frequently talked about movement shooter game called Ultrakill?"
"Oh ya mean that carbon-copy of Doom?"
"Thy end is now!"

by cock sucking prick May 17, 2023