bumpy nickels

When a woman of a rather large size wears tight fitting pants so that one can see every bit of cellulite in her ass through the fibers of lycra that are holding on for their dear sweet lives.

That woman needs to either mix in a salad or a mumu. I can see her bumpy nickels.

by Dork de Jour January 10, 2008

Nickel Breed

1. A commercial band that is cliche in all boundaries of music from lame music videos, pop chord progressions, and over-used or stolen lyrics. (Also Creedle Back)
2. Combination of Nickelback and Creed used to describe bands in the Cheesedick Rock genre.

Bobby: Roadskid, turn off the radio, I hate these Nickel Breeds.
Roadskid: But this is the new Yellow Card song.
Bobby: Oh really? I thought it was All-American Rejects, My Chemical Romance, Good Charlotte, Blink 182...

by Big Bobbity December 12, 2007

bent nickel

The weakest link. The guy who screws everything up for everyone else because he sucks.

My orchestra teacher always said, "Don't be the bent nickel." I'm guessing he was talking about the violins.

by Blurriefaces March 7, 2016

A Buffalo Nickel

A shitty hand-job performed for the price of $5 USD.

He was a catch, but all I got was a Buffalo Nickel.

by notorious otter April 27, 2022

Mister Nickel

A teacher who thinks he is the best thing that ever happend to his students.

A: How is your new math teacher?
B: Man he is such a Mister Nickel.

by Fakten August 13, 2015

Snoop Nickel

A guy who tries to act more ghetto than he really is

Johnny is a real Snoop Nickel

by The Reflex January 20, 2015

Australian nickel

a punch to the face. (five fingers in a fist)

You better shut your mouth before I give you an Australian nickel!

by Mirahtrunks November 13, 2017