Newtabnesia

The practice of opening a new tab in a browser such as Firefox, Internet Explorer or Chrome and forgetting the intended destination.

"Oh I better go to that site I've been meaning to (email or other distraction appears) Awww man! I can't remember what site I needed to go on! Just been hit by newtabnesia :-("

by Hutsy September 21, 2011

newtmitt

A person who displays a constant desire for power and noteriety, but whose moral hypocrisy, questionable ethics and inability to maintain a consistent view on most issues ultimately leads to their failure.

Dave will never get promoted to Managing Partner. He's too much of a newtmitt.

by jcc690 December 4, 2011

Newton

Newton is the surname of a group of charming individuals originating from " le Terre Haute" or " the highlands" of the Midwestern United States. This group consists mostly of civic minded, high functioning aristocrats with a love for pudding based desserts and communal pancake breakfasts. Physical features include; strong jawline, determined chin, special emphasis on straight white teeth and large foreheads. Common hangouts include; chili cook offs, college campuses, dunking booths, school fundraisers, Baesler's Market, the local 841, white elephant Christmas parties, the dessert table and funeral homes.

"Will there be any Newtons at this party?"

"Probably, keep an eye out for people with large foreheads and white teeth hovering around the Mormon funeral potato casserole."

by K.g. Enn July 7, 2017

newtsboys

Newtsboys is an AMAZING content creator on tiktok (one of my favourites ;) ) - stiles <3

Newtsboys means an amazing person

by s t i l e s July 30, 2021

Missouri Newton's Cradle

The Missouri Newton's Cradle is an activity in which 4 or more men tie a rope or string with a weight around their scrotum. They line up, generally close together and facing one direction, and the one in the front pulls their weight forward and releases it so it hits the weight behind his. This will go on to the last person and then you have completed the Missouri Newton's Cradle.

Have you seen Josh, he has been walking funny ever since he took 50 pounds at last night's Missouri Newton's Cradle.

by Iaasic the conquer September 29, 2019

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.

I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021

Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."

Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!

by aotako June 8, 2011