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Slap and Nap

This move is very similar to the Slop and Drop, but must be done with a partner. To perform the Slap and Nap, a man has sexual intercourse with a woman. Upon orgasm, the man collapses on top of the woman and falls asleep, thus enhancing both the sexual act and the ensuing nap.
John: "Baby I'm tired, mind if I pull a Slap and Nap on you?"
by toogood June 26, 2007
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Concrete Nap

The act of running over retarded pedestrians in the street, hence giving them a concrete nap.
Concrete Naps usually precede dirt naps.
If this guy runs into the intersection he's getting a concrete nap.
by illmindofRyanC June 13, 2017
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Grimm-nap

When your powernap turns into sleeping for multiple hours
Abel: Hey dude, want to go to a party with me?
Erlend: Sure just let me take a quick powernap first

4 hours later

Erlend: Dude i overslept
Abel : i know you totaly took a grimm-nap
by Gode_gamle_grimm December 17, 2009
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Hobo nap

Sleeping on the floor without the use of a pillow, blanket, or other padding. Can range from a quick nap to a full night's sleep. Similar to the sleep patterns of a homeless person, who sleeps on the ground.
Zeno: "Dude, all the beds are full. Where are you gonna sleep?"

Justin: "No worries. I'll just hobo nap on the floor."
by AinzDizzly April 20, 2010
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pork nap

A nap, which is justified by previous consumption of large quantities of pork (of delicious quantity).
After all that bbq, I'm going to take a nap when I get home, specifically, a pork nap!
by pocket of the ham type November 7, 2010
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cat nap

a short nap when you know you have to get up soon.
I am going home to get a cat nap before we go out.
by lil miss May 19, 2006
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Teenage-nap

1)When your teenage friends show up at your house unexpected, and take you away, somewhat forcefully, to some location, because your family was forcing you to do something.

2) When your teenage friend is driving and you have to sit in the car while they do errands and/or drop off other friends before you.
John: Dude I can't go to the party, my parents want me to watch my sister.
Matt: Well then, I'll just have to teenage-nap you.

Jenna: I'm gonna drive to a few places before I drop you home ok?
Maria: Fine but I'm considering this Teenage-napping.
by funnyJill August 8, 2012
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