Muztard

A person of the Muslim faith lacking all common sense. A Muslim who displays signs of tardity.

A combination of the word "Muslim" (A believer in Islam who refuses to integrate into American society) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a muztard is an object of ridicule for two reasons.

Emily: Dude, why is your new roommate standing outside in the rain wearing a sheet?

Brad: Didn't you know, he's muztard.

by flash1102 August 22, 2009

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muzak

Repetitive music playing in malls, elevators, swimming pools, etc.
Usually renditions of classic or pop songs without the original lyrics. Management prefers this because it is cheaper and they think it is more "relaxing" than the actual songs. Derived from Music + Prozac.

When I called tech support, they put me on hold for 20 minutes forcing me to listen to horrible muzak!

by Joseph Anthony Reyes April 7, 2004

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Mizzark

a toupe' you put on your genitalia

Dude! i lost my pubes. Buy a mizzark

by Wooffer January 21, 2004

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muazzam

Urdu name that derives from the word greatness. It is usually given to hot Pakistani boys. Once they hit puberty they usually grow their beard and they are into arabian girls. Always looking after their body, they are usually very fit. They have a funny sense of humor and a kind heart. If you ever cross paths with a Muazzam make sure you never let go as they are by far one of the rarest purest forms of men. One would also say they are God-like. (Half-God half Human).

Person1: Omg look at that angel over there

Person2: He is definitely a Muazzam

by Neilcaufrey May 1, 2018

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