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Murphy Burger

A sexual act where upon a fresh pile of turd is laid on the chest of another while hovering from above (Cleveland Steamer). This act is immediately followed by the ass cheeks which produced the turb being lowered upon the turd squashing it into a patty like shape. This can be performed slowly or violently.
I thought he was just going to give me a Cleveland Steamer when all of a sudden out of the blue he dropped ass and turned it into a Murphy Burger.
by Pirate Tom January 8, 2009
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Murphy

When someone receives unjust consequences for being honest and speaking their mind, like so few people do today.
Person 1: "dude, don't Murphy me like that."
Person 2: "my god, i didn't mean to! let me prostrate myself in order to make up for this most grievous fault"
by Ace2203 December 16, 2011
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Murphysboro

Small boring town east of Carbondale , Illinois. More commonly called 'Murphy'. Home of the Murphy Red Devils. The town rivalry is against our college town neighbor, carbondale. Most sports and the band are great. The varsity football team almost always loses. The McDonalds in town has bad food but the one in Jackson Square is nice. Not recommended to live in by anyone.
Carbondale boy: man, i cant' wait to roast Murphysboro in the football game tonight!

Carbondale girl: yeah, me too, we always toast 'em!
by fartenthusiast23 December 6, 2010
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Phil Murphy

Governor of New Jersey who is a complete and utter ignoramus. Closely allied with grandma killer Andrew Cuomo.
Me: “Man I fucking hate Phil Murphy, he doesn’t Texas hasn’t had a surge in rona cases and they’re sm bigger!”
Bro: “Ik mf better open up!”
by Captainbdog April 19, 2021
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Peter Murphy

Basically God. He was the lead singer of Bauhaus and he still rules. I saw him on May 22nd at the Roseland Theatre in Portland, OR and I was in one of the very front rows.
Peter Murphy currently has white, balding hair that he spikes up rooster-style and sports a kickass trench coat.
by Morbidia June 5, 2005
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Eddie Murphy

A comedian who used to be funny in the 80s with "Beverly Hills Cop" and "Coming to America". Now he is generally unfunny and plays that annoying donkey on "Shrek". Eddie Murphy's hobbies include tranny chasing and knocking up Spice Girls.
Eddie Murphy had a baby with Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown named Angel Iris "Spawn of Spice" Murphy Brown.
by Auntie Olathe August 1, 2007
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murphy

that warrior was fierce,he must be a murphy
by shannon M June 15, 2008
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