Munt Train

To jump on the munt train is to get munted.

Dave: Whats doin tonight timmy?
Timmy: Im so getting on the munt train tonight.
Dave: Gonna get munted aye?
Timmy: I'm gonna be beyond munted and past cunted i'm gonna be scunted.

by putridcunt April 3, 2010

munt

A really really hott girl who rocks!

Wow that girl was a munt!

by michele munt January 16, 2005

Munt Cannon

An act of necrophilia closely related to munting where a small object or animal is inserted into the sexual orifice of a rotting corpse, then the corpses stomach is jumped on, forcing the decomposing insides out of the plugged orifice, and launching the small object or animal high into the air. The act of Munt Cannoning is often followed by Munting.

I just got back from the cemetery where we made this awesome Munt Cannon out of a tasty corpse. That chipmunk must of flown half a mile out of her rotting asshole.

by BrutalSheldon April 30, 2008

munt squad

Group of lazy ass faggot brothers consisting of Prince Valiant, Bloody Rump, and Captain Buffet who don't do a damn thing but rape the taxpayers and eachothers bungholes; you can find them munching on one anothers knobs while mudblasting at the BC each night to the music of WHAM, all fueled my margaritas, Busch Light and cheap mex weed

Oh fuck, the munt squad called another fuckin meeting, fuck that, we're outta here. I'm not gonna hang out with those bozos and watch PV go down on BR's dirty cornshooter while Chubs whacks one out

by gunko April 2, 2009

fugly munt

four words conveniently cut down to two words for use in polite company. fucking+ugly minging+cunt

to describe someone/something that is somewhat less than desirable.
"He's a right fugly munt!"
"What a fugly munt she is!"

by A_A_F November 11, 2008

kc munting

alabama sunrise mixed with a clevland steemer

i gave that woman over there a good old kc munting.

by Caption Cannabis January 24, 2008

Munt Pickup

The grossest, fattest girls found at the bar. Usually brought home with promises of late night snacks or a king size bed. Almost always kicked out of the house before the guy can see her sober or worse, his buddies.

Man i hate to admit it, but i def had a Munt Pickup last night.

by BERRTY September 13, 2010