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Munt Contest

The art of finding the ugliest looking females (or munts) on Myspace, saving the links and then trading the links off against another player, a la Top Trumps. Usually played over an instant messaging service like MSN Messenger.

The two players are given a certain amount of time (usually one hour) to find five random pictures of munts each on Myspace by any means necessary. The only rules are that it must be a different munt each time and that the picture must be full size - i.e a profile picture on a profile set to private is not enough. These links are then usually saved onto a Notepad or Wordpad document for ease of copy and pasting into an IM window later.

Once the time is up, the players go head to head with their pictures, and out of fairness, the player who starts first will show their second picture second and then their third picture first etc.

A decision is then made by the contestants after each turn, unless the players can't agree, in which case, a neutral third party gets the casting vote. Whoever has the muntiest picture for that round wins and gets one point. The rules for how munty a munt is aren't clear, but in general, odder looking munts usually prevail over ones who are clinically obese.

The first to three points wins, but the game continues until all pictures are shown for posterity.
"Dude, I totally just caned you in a Munt Contest!!"

"lol"
by thrashduck October 25, 2009
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munt

Wow that girl was a munt!
by michele munt January 16, 2005
mugGet the muntmug.

Munt Cannon

An act of necrophilia closely related to munting where a small object or animal is inserted into the sexual orifice of a rotting corpse, then the corpses stomach is jumped on, forcing the decomposing insides out of the plugged orifice, and launching the small object or animal high into the air. The act of Munt Cannoning is often followed by Munting.
I just got back from the cemetery where we made this awesome Munt Cannon out of a tasty corpse. That chipmunk must of flown half a mile out of her rotting asshole.
by BrutalSheldon April 30, 2008
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munt squad

Group of lazy ass faggot brothers consisting of Prince Valiant, Bloody Rump, and Captain Buffet who don't do a damn thing but rape the taxpayers and eachothers bungholes; you can find them munching on one anothers knobs while mudblasting at the BC each night to the music of WHAM, all fueled my margaritas, Busch Light and cheap mex weed
Oh fuck, the munt squad called another fuckin meeting, fuck that, we're outta here. I'm not gonna hang out with those bozos and watch PV go down on BR's dirty cornshooter while Chubs whacks one out
by gunko April 2, 2009
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fugly munt

four words conveniently cut down to two words for use in polite company. fucking+ugly minging+cunt
to describe someone/something that is somewhat less than desirable.
"He's a right fugly munt!"
"What a fugly munt she is!"
by A_A_F November 11, 2008
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kc munting

alabama sunrise mixed with a clevland steemer
i gave that woman over there a good old kc munting.
by Caption Cannabis January 24, 2008
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Munt Pickup

The grossest, fattest girls found at the bar. Usually brought home with promises of late night snacks or a king size bed. Almost always kicked out of the house before the guy can see her sober or worse, his buddies.
Man i hate to admit it, but i def had a Munt Pickup last night.
by BERRTY September 13, 2010
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