mosquito feeling

the feeling of a mosquito shooting itself up your arsehole and flying around up there a bit before fucking off.

usually lasts around 5-10 seconds and means go for a shit
guy sittin down suddenly raises arse off the chair "fuuuuuck!" "sup mate?" "mosquito feeling..."
by F34RL355 F13ND January 28, 2010
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Mosquito Account

A social media account that gains fame not through the use of their own creativity or wit, but by gathering substance using the content of other creators, usually smaller then their own, to gain a larger following. The intent is to seem like they have a purpose, and are not just on their bed waiting for the next installment of My Chemical Depression.
"Hey, this instagram account is so talented, look at all their art styles"

"Jaminson, They're a mosquito account, please unfollow them and not be cringe anymore"
by Drywall Reviewer July 09, 2022
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Mosquito Hairy Masturbation

A mosquito with very hairy private parts wanks to pictures of mosquito boobies.
Mhm Gurl. = Mosquito Hairy Masturbation | Growing Unlimited Red Lust
by juddily November 24, 2024
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Mosquito pillow

A mosquito that has been pillowifed and used as decoration in "mad people"homes across the world
by IKEA IS LIFE March 09, 2024
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mosquito cock

A guy thats balls are bigger then his cock
P1 Amy did you fuck that Chinese guy last night. P2 YA but he had a mosquito cock so i was better off using my thumb.
by STINKFINGER1 December 23, 2018
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social mosquito

A social mosquito is a person who is a part of many friendship groups joining in and leaving as they wish, but always having a kind of placehold in said groups.
He's such a social mosquito.
by coaldragon March 12, 2023
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mosquito eater

An insect that is medium sized on its own but all it's creepy legs make it look scary. It can also fly. They got their name because they apparently eat mosquitos. They like my bathroom for some reason.
A mosquito eater got in my bathroom today! Had to drive it out with a towel.
by Fuzzbun June 29, 2013
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