Mom

The largest whale species known to man. Very common.

My mom makes a great dinner.

by Ghostli June 11, 2018

mom

The woman who wants you to get something that's 5 feet away from her

Mom, get it yourself, YOU HAVE 2 LEGS

by Danker Memer April 5, 2016

your mom mom

a mom who laughs and says your mom jokes

Kid: imagine being the best smh
Your Mom Mom: Your mom is

by ZlatBurger November 15, 2021

mom

M.O.M.:
Man Of the Moment.
1) one tends to label their male crush as "mom". the Mom is considered to be the guy that they are crazy over at that moment.
2) one tends to label the male hero at the time, or the person most involved at that moment.

"OH MY GOD!!!! they are so HOT!! i think it's my mom..."
"Yep, that's my mom. he just gave birth to me."

by frilly fill October 10, 2005

mom

The name of a being overseeing. See "father" as well.

Mother says this or that but she claims and doesn't produce.

by Modge June 22, 2003

Mom

The incorrect spelling of the word Mum. Notice the letter "U" in the middle to denote the "uh" sound in mum.

Americans seem to be afllicted with a distinct retardation which disables them from spelling this word correctly.

Stupid American: Your mom you faggot

Intellegent Englishman : Its spelt mum you fucking wanker!

by Repta September 22, 2009

mom

the person i fucked last night

i fucked your mom last night

by ember451 February 18, 2020