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Burger King Chicken Mitt

When you buy a BK chicken sandwich and take out the funky ass chicken and use it as a condom. Heavily based on what Morgan Spurlock made a mitt out of the spicy chicken sandwich from BK in Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken. Spicy chicken has more flavor if used for a blowjob but could potentially burn your cock. Use condiments like Ketchup and BBQ sauce if needed.
Bro. That was amazing, I put my dick in the Burger King Chicken Mitt and she never saw it coming, amazing protection for sex.
by AN0SEater March 19, 2020
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dutch oven mitt

"You to**er, dont shove you dutch oven mitt in my face! Im gonna cupcake you for that. You uncombobulated, combusto flatulence ridden goit."
by Ali Bongo. November 11, 2007
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Potato Mitts

An Irishman's fists.
"When his Irish Catholic father found out that he got expelled, he beat the shiiit out of him with his potato mitts."

"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."
by written_slander November 24, 2023
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Catchers Mitt

Her catchers mitt is fat.
by Amschel May 15, 2023
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Mitt queen

The baddest mitt holder in the boxing world. A female with skill to hold for the fastest and the stronger boxer. Goes by mitt queen real name is Ann Najjar
The mitt queen is great at holding mitts
by James Joshua November 22, 2021
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mitt fart

Also known as the queef. When a girls vag makes a noise during sex as you go in and out
Dam girl you just mitt farted
by dolceglr September 22, 2013
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mammary mitt

A man's (or appreciative woman's) hand, with a tendency to want to reach out fondle an attractive female breast
Oh, man, I sure I wish I knew her. She's hot and my mammary mitt is itching to cop a feel.
by Andrew J. Cook September 18, 2010
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