mission improbable

(n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property.

"Tom and I are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls."

by halonistic March 19, 2012

Mission Taccomplished

When a person returns successfully from a trip for carry-out Mexican food.

"When will Dad be home with dinner? I'm hungry"
(door opens)
"Mission Taccomplished!"

by ZBBMcFate August 9, 2019

Thot Mission

When your with a Thot & shes tryna fuck or suck yo dick or just anytime you're with a girl and y'all about to be on some freaky shit

Me : Yo!!! You know that girl Sarah?

Zak : Yea what about her

Me : Nigga I ran a Thot mission on her last night that shit was lit!

Zak : My dawg 😈

by youngMillonare June 13, 2018

joint mission

when your crew ventures out to score enough marijuana for a weekend tokethon.

“I heard your parents will be gone for a week. Dude, this party is gonna be legit, but only if we have a successful joint mission.”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

Mission Modiga

African dude from Africa.

Ayo look at this African dude Mission Modiga, he most likely from Africa.

by Typicalmission September 15, 2021

mercy mission

going out in response to a booty call from a fat woman

"I'm on a mercy mission, Fat Wanda just gave me a booty call, she's so horny she can't sleep, and needs some relief in the form of an injection from me."

by Jake March 23, 2004

Bubble Mission

A form of dance similar to grinding however far more intense.
Sex postions dancing.

that slut was runnin' bubble missions all night.

by Digglet February 21, 2010