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Mirror Syndrome

When you look in mirrors, you will always see the faults in you. Regardless if it is a pimple or your eyes having lines underneath. This syndrome may or may not be curable. You just have to believe in yourself.
Me: Hey teacher, can I go to the washroom real quick?
Teacher: Sure, go fast tho.
...In Washroom...
Me: *looks in mirror* Bruh why does my forehead look so big all of a sudden. WHY IS MY HAIR SO POOFY? Omg, is this what my crush sees me like. *goes back*
Friend: You have mirror syndrome bruh.
-5 minutes later I do it again and so on-
Mirror Syndrome by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024
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Mirror snake 

When a guy takes a picture in the mirror and his dick hangs so low it isn’t in the picture
“Holy shit look at his mirror snake in this”
“His mirror snake is so long
Mirror snake by Pea brain March 20, 2024

Mirror time 

Mirror time, Is when both the minute and the hour is the same on a clock. Other names for this phenomena include, Mirror hours, Flip Time, and Time slap.
Hey bro, 11:11 pm, that's a mirror time!
Mirror time by Google bored May 19, 2024

mirror whacker 

1. A person who experiences or exhibits narcissism, deriving erotic gratification from admiration of their own physical or mental attributes.

eg. Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

2. Someone who masturbates while looking intently at their reflection.
"That Leigh guy is such a fucking mirror whacker"
mirror whacker by vooos July 29, 2024

Mirror Maxing 

The action when you nonverbally scream at yourself in the mirror to hype yourself up.
Tom was mirror maxing before his big party
Mirror Maxing by Wank Hilliams December 30, 2024

Mirror Forcing 

1)When someone forces their opinions of a body that they want to see on another(ex.wanting one to lose/gain weight, or look a certain way, how they’d look in a ‘mirror’)
Miranda is ‘mirror forcing’ her daughter, she wants her to lose weight for a tv show role”
Mirror Forcing by ND1299338 March 17, 2025

Mirror Dumb 

When you are oblivious to someone staring at you in a mirror
Anthony Saadey
I'm checking this chic out in the mirror and she doesn't even know it cuz she's mirror dumb
Mirror Dumb by Juan Ken9bi October 3, 2025