A girl that loves her fake tan, shorter then a bean doesn’t go any where without her sanuks, always making tik toks, half blonde, thinks she’s a baddie, not thiccc at all, flatter then a pancake, and he soccer coach is in love with her
Omg she like Miranda Obando
I want to be as tan as Miranda Obando
That girls goes for the fugly guys like Miranda Obando
I want to be as tan as Miranda Obando
That girls goes for the fugly guys like Miranda Obando
by No one 🤫 November 5, 2019
Get the Miranda Obandomug. Me: I can't believe Miranda geise told everyone I have a boyfriend -oh wait-I can believe it because she does it all the time!
by Ashlynn and Gage June 23, 2018
Get the miranda geisemug. by 80sVapor October 26, 2020
Get the ashley mirandamug. A self centered douche who starts a fight then presses charges. Can often be found hanging out with Hookers since he himself can’t get laid.
Guy 1. Wtf wanna box!
Guy 2. Don’t be an Issac Miranda I know your intentions are to sue me after I kick your ass.
Guy 2. Don’t be an Issac Miranda I know your intentions are to sue me after I kick your ass.
by ShroomCaps69 December 22, 2022
Get the Issac Mirandamug. someone who has a small cock
by datcrackhead68421 June 11, 2020
Get the kelvin mirandamug. 1. a sexy girl that can and will steal your man
2. will never get a tan because she’s whiter than paper
2. will never get a tan because she’s whiter than paper
by therealgod January 4, 2020
Get the miranda austinmug. She is beautiful beyond believe and is the most loyal friend you will ever have. She is often homosexual and can love both men and women.
by Crystal M Jenkins June 3, 2017
Get the miranda barbamug.