Midwest Ketchup Bottle

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle

My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.

by Lordmegatron August 20, 2018

Midwest

Only people who live in the Midwest know what it is. It is a collection of U.S. States that have been forgotten about by people who live outside of it. These states consist of Iowa, Minnesota, Nebraska, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and many more. These states are unknown to the outside world but surprisingly populated.

Guy 1: I'm from Iowa
Guy 2: What's an Iowa?
Guy 1: It's a state in the midwest
Guy2: What's that?

by TheDoubleZ345 March 4, 2019

midwestication

1. The process by which people from other regions of the United States or elsewhere immigrate to the Midwest, aquire a taste for the culture, and slowly ope their way out of their past heathen ways.
2. The domestication of people not from the Midwest into actual people once residence in the Midwest begins to take hold.
(Adjectival form: midwesticated)

"Our new neighbors seem to be greatly enjoying their midwestication"
"That guy that moved in down the street last August looks to be fully midwesticated now."

by fvinonfvinonsumnoncvro March 28, 2019

Miresque

Having a warrior-poet style, akin to Ismail Mire

Her flow was Miresque

by readyforthemoon55 June 30, 2019

Midwest Triangle

When two girls from Indiana and one guy from Missouri have a threesome

Whitney and Sarah are hoping to complete the Midwest triangle with Mike

by wendytorrance October 18, 2019

midwestern yacht

First coined by Reddit’s Wall Street Bets; a midwestern yacht is any obnoxious mode of transportation consuming a minimum 1/3rd of any midwestern home owner’s garage. Examples include RVs, Boats that haven’t touched the water in years, 4th of July floats, motorcycles that are still being rebuilt, leaky Suburbans, get creative.

You betcha’ it’ll be a great weekend to pull out the midwestern yacht, and take her out for a spin, if the gall darn snow would melt off.

by Stonksonlygoup November 16, 2019

Midwestern Bento Box

A type of sex orgy in which all participants arrange themselves in a Tetris like stacked position and pleasure each other.

Tyler, was taken away by the pressure of Janae’s fat ass on his face, because she was on top of the midwestern bento box

by Andyrewg123 December 27, 2019