Football team in the NCAA residing in Coral Gables, Florida. You can expect at least 10 NCAA infractions per year, and the possibility of a player arrest on any given night. Won 5 National championships, because alumni paid the players. Now a days, you can expect a possible run in the Top 25 rankings, lasting a year or two, until the alumni runs out of cash to pay incoming freshmen. Also, out of all the Canes in the NFL, do not be surprised If at any given time you get a breaking news report on ESPN, lots of them were involved in scandals.
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Guy 2: They forefitted, all the Miami Hurricanes starters were in jail,
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Dude 1: I'm assuming Miami is raping the Lakers?
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