One of the worst colleges in the U.S. To attend Miami dade means you barely tried in life and only attending college because you would either live in your parents basement or masterbate to 2d girls.
Guy: hey I got into a college ?
Guy 2: nice ! What school ?
Guy: Miami Dade College!
Guy 2: dam your fucking retarded, you must be either a lazy fuck or brain dead. What’s your gpa?
Guy: 0.57 unweighted and 1.2 weighted....
Guy 2: HOT DAM! I think your austistic.
Guy 2: nice ! What school ?
Guy: Miami Dade College!
Guy 2: dam your fucking retarded, you must be either a lazy fuck or brain dead. What’s your gpa?
Guy: 0.57 unweighted and 1.2 weighted....
Guy 2: HOT DAM! I think your austistic.
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when someone snorts a line of cocaine anytime of the day or night, to start off their day, night, or to get a second wind to a long day or night
Example 1)
Kirk had a long day, we should sit down to a Miami Breakfast, so he will be fresh for tonight.
Example2)
Dustin: Why is Mike so energized this morning, after a long night?
Brett: Oh, He had a Miami Breakfast first thing this morning.
Kirk had a long day, we should sit down to a Miami Breakfast, so he will be fresh for tonight.
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Dustin: Why is Mike so energized this morning, after a long night?
Brett: Oh, He had a Miami Breakfast first thing this morning.
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Get the Miami Breakfast mug.The hardest in Miami Dade after the Oppa-Locka area. Beach high is polularly known because of the kids in the group known as “Shlat” and the gang “85”. Basically the rest of Miami Beach high is irrelevant except if you count the white kids that sit outside in lunch. Beach kids terrorize every party they come into and have fun doing it because everyone else that isn’t a beach kid is almost automatically a pussy. Beach kids bring guns to parties just to make little white boys shit themselves. They also smarter than everyone else, they use people and the people they use don’t even notice it. Everyone’s scared to say no to a beach kid because they no if they say no shots are bussin. But beach kids all have big hearts in the inside and for the most part only the girls will notice it because that’s the only white peoples they’ll bother to even talk to. White girls are the reason they go to white parties and gettys, and the white boys hate it, the beach kids are slowly takin all the white girls. Let’s also not forget beach kids aren’t scared to do anything illegal because that’s just something they have in them. Let’s not forget they have the most gangster slang and that beach girls that aren’t white are for the most part gross and musty or ratchet ass hell.
I was walking in the party and saw some Miami Beach Kids. They caught me staring I think they don’t like me now.
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when i was at the bar, the discussion of politics came up, and her political views made me want to give her a miami muzzle.
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