Football team in the NCAA residing in Coral Gables, Florida. You can expect at least 10 NCAA infractions per year, and the possibility of a player arrest on any given night. Won 5 National championships, because alumni paid the players. Now a days, you can expect a possible run in the Top 25 rankings, lasting a year or two, until the alumni runs out of cash to pay incoming freshmen. Also, out of all the Canes in the NFL, do not be surprised If at any given time you get a breaking news report on ESPN, lots of them were involved in scandals.
Guy #1: Yo the canes were supposed to start at 8:00 last night, I turned on the Tv at 8:15 theywerent on,, Wtf happened?
Guy 2: They forefitted, all the Miami Hurricanes starters were in jail,
Guy 2: They forefitted, all the Miami Hurricanes starters were in jail,
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Dude 1: Whattup dude?
Dude 2: The games on!
Dude 1: I'm assuming Miami is raping the Lakers?
Dude 2: Yeah man. You'd think they'd be good and all with D-12 and Nash, but I don't think they've played long enough together.
Dude 1: No one can beat the Miami Heat, unless someone brings Brian Scalabrine back to the NBA or teaches Chuck Norris basketball.
Dude 2: The games on!
Dude 1: I'm assuming Miami is raping the Lakers?
Dude 2: Yeah man. You'd think they'd be good and all with D-12 and Nash, but I don't think they've played long enough together.
Dude 1: No one can beat the Miami Heat, unless someone brings Brian Scalabrine back to the NBA or teaches Chuck Norris basketball.
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If proceeded by "Dirty" instead of "Miami", it's a rim job while jacking. Also known as a rusty trombone.
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-I took a broad home and after a moonlight stroll through the Miami Minefield, I ended up in the Panama Mud.
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