Messy Pigeon

Standing up on the toilet lid and doing 1,s and 2's, usually they do not go in the toilet.
The whole area, including the walls, floor and the toilet itself should be covered in waste so it is advisable thtat you don't do it in your own home.
It is often done on purpose to get back at someone.

"That Kane was sporking your girlfriend".
"That Justin Bieber! I am so going to do the biggest Messy Pigeon the world has ever seen at his place!"

by Wane karr November 6, 2011

messy relationship

What the bitch of my ex-best friend said our relationship was after she fucking blocked me for a dickless misogynistic, controlling, bitchless, virgin, materialistic, toxic, narcissistic, bald-headed white boy.

"Me and .... relationship is messy rn...."

she just said we have a messy relationship like bffr that man doesnt love you and never will girly do better

by ginnylols March 19, 2023

messy chopsticks

After a man or woman is double penetrated with an unclean butthole, they blow both dicks until they are clean.

My girl gave me and my buddy messy chopsticks last night.

by Assmaster Supreme May 31, 2018

Beardless Messi

Goat

Beardless Messi is the best footballer

by Ayushmaan May 11, 2021

Messy tits

Breasts that have been ejaculated on. Can also refer to flabby, flat, pancake looking tits commonly seen in National Geographic magazine.

After some hot sex, Scott finished by giving me messy tits last night!

That bitch Dakota got some nasty, messy tits!

by steeldoesntfeel December 25, 2016

Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on their toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dick bends right up into their arse and gets shit on it.

I was taking a massive dump last night, while on the edge of my seat, and got messy balls.

by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022

messi pepsi

Something your football-freak friend of yours must have said at least once in his or hers li

-Do you want a messi pepsi
or...
-EEYY It's messi pepsi

by the word's man nam s'drow eht November 13, 2017