Merthyr defence, The

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'

'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?

by The Moai April 11, 2005

Metch

A skinny punk rocker with the potential to succeed in today's fast-paced world.

Metch, let's go get some pizza.

by Rich Ford February 1, 2005

merch

short for the word "merchandise". in liverpool

i.e weed, canabis etc

alrite lad any merch?

by drcannabis June 20, 2006

Stephen Merchant

Hot dude
i love him
he is pretty
i fangirl over him
i love stephen merchant
<3

Me- I love stephen merchant
Friend- No he is a nerd
Me- Good bye
Friend = dead

by omgomgomgiloveyou June 16, 2011

Anal Merchant

1. somebody in the business of distributing the pleasure of anal.

2. somebody who takes part in anal so often that it becomes a job.

woah, have you seen craig lately? Anal merchant if i ever saw one... he is never away from ass..

by monkeescrotum October 13, 2010

Blade Merchant

It's hard tae explain mate... It's like when ye come hame fae a night oot wi the troops after popping hexies aw night and this raj cunt fae muirhoose comes up tae your bit wi a knife wanting tae jib ye.

"Mate, stay awai fae that cunt, he's a blade merchant, he will pure slash ye"

"Ken mate, he's a bam"

by BeckyBoo21421995 September 4, 2016

handling the merchandise

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act

"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"

by von groovy September 15, 2019