mechanically seperated chicken

The main ingrediant in Slim Jims (C).

WTF!? My Slim Jim is made of mechanically seperated chicken!!!

by ju7j65y6j56y546hbigbertha June 11, 2006

Mecha Peni

A very large, ribbed metal penis. It isn't attached to a person but yet has a mind of its own. It enjoys penetration of all sorts.

A dark shadow fell across the land, and everyone knew that the mecha peni had arrived.

by Sexxxx January 27, 2007

Mechanicsville

Mechanicsville, Va, 10 minutes out of Richmond. Need drugs? They're here, need a whore? They're..that describes Mechanicsville, boring place, called the ville as well

Yo I'm from the fan, where you from?
Well, i grew up in the ville

by flic September 18, 2004

mechanical pencil shit

When you can't clean your anus after pooping no matter how many times you wipe. Usually a mechanical pencil shit is one that takes a long time to come out, so one begins to wipe prematurely before the whole poop has completely dislodged itself from the butt hole.

One's shit keeps refilling like a mechanical pencil: no matter how many times that one wipes, he can't get it clean.

This mechanical pencil shit took two rolls of toilet paper to wipe and I still haven't stopped shitting.

Mentioned by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11

by pzeke August 14, 2011

Card Mechanic

A card cheat who specializes in sleight-of-hand manipulation of cards

1. Did you see that guy cheatng?
2. Yeah, he was a card mechanic!

by trkz December 6, 2003

mechanoid

A word for a sentient non-organic humanoid not intended for warfare or any specific service and with no programmed restrictions.

A robot with a structure resembling that of a human. Two arms and two legs.

by Lazareth Link February 11, 2005

Mechanaporn

Mechanaporn is a book of motoring information, that certain people may find erotic.

I was reading how to re-build big block Chevvy engines, it was great mechanaporn

by Matt_got_skills August 18, 2009