Melvin

Melvin is a gay that suck at playing games. He usually has a lot of friends, but he prefer to sleep than socialize with other

Boy : Look how gay melvin is

by Mr. Osas November 23, 2021

Melvin

The opposite of Mellose

Sometimes you Melvin, sometimes you Mellose.

by Wende M.A. January 9, 2022

melvin miller

Melvin miller is normally a black male, loves to talk about how large his penis is even though it is super tiny. So funny that will make pee your pants, but if innaproprate stuff wasent alive he wouldent be funny. Hes a geek loser but makes people crack up.

melvin miller stop making me laugh.....

by y8o3rhey98wf March 17, 2017

Melvin

A front wedgie.

“I gave frank a Melvin. His balls were hurting for the rest of the day.”

by POONTANGODOWN October 13, 2018

Melvin

A nerdy but wholesome person. Complete opposite of the word chad. Melvins often wear glasses and are bad at talking to girls. Despite this though they are often kind to most people and highly respect women. A Melvin is very similar to a Nermal but lacks the condescending and incel like qualities a Nermal has.

Girl 1: Hey Tiffany why don’t you ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance?
Girl 2: I don’t know Heather Ken is a bit of a “melvin”
Girl 1: That might be true but I bet he’ll treat you better than any of those chads you are always going for.

by CompletedSlinky December 21, 2019

Melvin Money

Money from the short squeeze on GameStop (GME) in January of 2021. Taking all of Melvins capital.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.

Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.

“Yo dog nice Tesla” -Rando dude
“Yeah thank Elon for helping me get that Melvin Money”

by Estretoseten January 26, 2021

Melvin

The sexiest handsome man in the world. He gets all the milfs and bitches he wants. He is also a machine in the gym and destroys his workout partners every time. He is also the best in video games and gives you punches when you look stupid.

Melvin the ultimate Milf banger

by Hucvkc November 23, 2021