Rich: "Newcastle United are the best!"
Jake: "So how come their trophy cabinet weighs less than helium?"
Rich: "I... Uh..."
Mike: "Ahaha, megged."
Jake: "So how come their trophy cabinet weighs less than helium?"
Rich: "I... Uh..."
Mike: "Ahaha, megged."
by McKenzie February 2, 2005
Get the megged mug.A derogatory term for humans with no magical abilities. Used by wizards, witches, other magic folk, and freak wannabe's. Becomes non-derogatory when used by fellow non-magic persons to their fellow mugs.
Wizard freak: "Ha, ha! Yer a retarded muggle!"(Throws dirt)
Muggle: *cries*
WRONG!!
Normal Person: "Hey, yo! Wuddup m' muggle?!
Muggle: "Nuttin' much, blud."
RIGHT!!
Muggle: *cries*
WRONG!!
Normal Person: "Hey, yo! Wuddup m' muggle?!
Muggle: "Nuttin' much, blud."
RIGHT!!
by Mbeh October 6, 2007
Get the Muggle mug.Non-running folk.
James and Will are cross-country runners and also track-folk.
James: Man, my new girlfriend is an all around great person. She's also absolutely SLAMMIN.
Will: What does she run?
James: She doesn't, she plays field hockey.
Will: Dude no, what did I tell you about dating muggles? It'll never work out.
James: Man, my new girlfriend is an all around great person. She's also absolutely SLAMMIN.
Will: What does she run?
James: She doesn't, she plays field hockey.
Will: Dude no, what did I tell you about dating muggles? It'll never work out.
by Albert Brady October 2, 2009
Get the Muggle mug.Someone who isn't involved in the BDSM community and doesn't identify as kinky. Vanilla person.
How a kinky person refers to their vanilla life.
How a kinky person refers to their vanilla life.
He's amazing, but he's a muggle and I think I'm going to scare him away.
I can't go to the play party. I have to be at my muggle job.
I can't go to the play party. I have to be at my muggle job.
by ladybedhead June 26, 2014
Get the Muggle mug.A meegle is the person who hangs out with you and all of your friends, but nobody likes. He/she is usually seen standing in the back of the group, poking his/her head in and bringing up irrelevant subjects. The meegle is the one who gets shown the door at your parties, and who calls you three times a day. They are not necessarily bad people, but you just dont have the balls to tell them to leave you the hell alone cause theyre just so nice.
"Jesus, Chuck is such a meegle, i wish i could hold one conversation with you guys without him bringing up Major League Baseball."
by Ex-Cowboy October 19, 2004
Get the meegle mug.Guy 1: I tried to get her digits last night but she cut me down in front of the whole bar.
Guy 2: I know man, she totally megged you!
Guy 2: I know man, she totally megged you!
by TheOwnedOne November 13, 2010
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