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meeting-jacked

When a meeting is taking place and an uninvited person (as they are walking by) interrupts the meeting with their own agenda. Meeting-jackings are a tragic consequence of the Open Door Policy
I was meeting with Cindy in my office about our computer policy and Bob meeting-jacked us to talk about new uniforms.
by noner June 17, 2009
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Mealing on Hoes

To get one's fill off the loving of promiscuous females. Synonymous with "Snatching pelt."
Was as the frat castle last night, had 30 girls in my room looking to give it away; damn the potential was huge to be mealing on hoes.
by KW19 September 7, 2009
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Meatini

A variation on the traditional Martini where an "Au Jus" sauce is substituted for the vermouth. Tastes best with Vodka rather than Gin, though both are acceptable.

A seared beef cube can be added as an optional garnish.
"Mmm, this Meatini is delicious"
"Gosh, only real men would drink such a drink, let us sleep together immediately!"
by Beerio December 30, 2009
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green meeting

A convening of regularly scheduled work meeting where no new business appears on the agenda. A recapitulation of old business is recycled for the purposes of 1.) the perception that progress is being made 2.) being a sounding board for the boss 3.) avoiding the addition of a new meeting with new responsibilities into the original meeting time slot. In short, a waste of valuable time.
Co-worker A: How was your meeting?

Co-worker B: We discussed nothing new and no progress has been made. It was a green meeting.
by K-Trailer December 2, 2010
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Ba Meetings

"Beans Anonymous" . . . a weekly occurring gathering of disciples (see Eric2) to overcome their beans addiction. Ran by Chief Head Master Holy God Lord OverLord WarLord SupremeLord Doctor Professor PhD ABC 123 McNuggets. There is often music from bands such as Bean Day, Kasabean, Ocean Color Bean and Heinz Ferdinand. For snacks they eat bean flavored crisps, bean flavored peanuts, bean flavored crackers and beans.
Hey, McNuggets! When are the next Ba Meetings scheduled for?
by Probably . . . November 22, 2013
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Hipster Mating

Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.
"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"

"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"
by mrciarano December 4, 2013
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liquid meeting

After work drink or lunch with colleagues/customers with excessive alcohol consumption.
she : gone be home early today?
he : sorry, got a liquid meeting.
by Vinqe December 17, 2014
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