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Malding

When a virgin realizes that he will never get the girl of his dreams and begins to show signs of anger as a result. This is common among individuals who express romantic interest in individuals who are drawn and/or animated, which will result in the person getting rejected. Individuals who express interest in anime characters, drawings, V-Tubers, game characters, or any form of a character that does not exist in the real physical world will begin to "mald" if they cannot get the hearts of those non-realistic characters they so desperately desire.

This is also the case with individuals who firmly believe that they are better than others (supercilious), and proceed to get put in their place either in an embarrassing or humiliating fashion - and will result in those individuals also expressing signs of anger and resentment as a result.
"Bro, did you hear about Josh last night?"

"No, what happened to him? He seemed to be furious about something!"

"The V-tuber he had a crush on turned out to be a dude with a voice changer on lol"

"Oh he must be malding right now!"
by El_Doolin December 6, 2021
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who the fuck is Hasan and why is he malding?
Hasan is malding?
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Mandingo

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We thought that Mandingo was going after our lunch but instead he didn't and blamed it on stern
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Mandingo

Is when Marques takes 10 dicks to save his mom from going to jail.
Would you let the have a Mandingo part on you
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Mandingle party

Mandingle party
An off spin of a Mandingo party
An orgy that originates from Burnley. this orgy contains of one female, and every male from her family. whilst other female family members watch.
Hi (daughters name) don't forget it's your first mandingle party this weekend, for your 19th birthday. Me your brother and your uncle's have booked it off work ready
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Mandingo Gringo

A bad white mf that don't take no shit, stays ready to knock em with hits...If you wanna play, he just may, creep low and snatch yo ass up any day...stfu or be done-zo, the choice is yours, greasy little gweedo...A sharp mind and a stout frame, don't make me, the one to blame...Punk bitch clowns flappin' their jaws, while I watch their hoes drop them drawers...Legs shaking, toes curling, she'll never forget my name...I break a bitch off with ease, my 9 leaves her weak in the knees...Your dick is nonexistent, like a golf tee...Clown ass trick you ain't a G, just a short little B...So keep running your trap while I'm building your casket, I'll keep blowing bitches minds, like a bad gasket...Don't fuck with the DC voltage, cuz I'll fry nukkas like a bad dosage...A ninja in the night, I'll come for you fool, leave you lying in pool of blood piss and drool...Best stay in your lane bitch or you'll get smoked hard like a spliff...
That Mandingo Gringo, always making my panties soaked!!
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Mandingo

They ain’t here for no mandingo
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