praying mantis 

this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and put your fingers in her nose from over her forehead and pull her back. The resulting flailing of her arms makes her look like a praying mantis

Take this praying mantis bitch!

praying mantis by Rob Pibbs April 14, 2004

mattie lee 

A god amongst men and a beautiful human being.

Commonly seen in joggers and a variety of puma and shark t-shirts.

“Did you see Mattie Lee?”
“Yeah he gave me a right hard-on”

mattie lee by Adz15110gay September 17, 2018

martist college ashgrove reppin 

mca bra

martist college ashgrove reppin WOOO

martist college ashgrove reppin by my man!12423536787 October 16, 2008

Mattioli 

Monster dick, can't see the end. Socially amazing, too many friends, too many women. The women like the sex because a big dick is a good dick.

Person 1: You're shit at sex and life.

Person 2: Fuck off, I'm Mattioli.

Mattioli by joethegreat November 30, 2011

Mattia 

Mattia is a handsome boy with olive skin and green hazel eyes that could take your breath away he also has perfect cheek bones and teeth shaped like nifes he has a funny cheeky and scary personality and if you mess with him or his family and friends he will end u he is tall and sweet

“What school does mattia go to “
“I want mattia”

Mattia by Perezlove November 7, 2020

Mattia Polibio

A racist and homophobic dude that’s still relevant even though he should be cancelled and he made fun of anorexic and fat people, and only got cancelled for his hair but not actual stuff that’s bad

person 1: omg did you hear about that Mattia polibio did?
person 2: yeah he’s a bitchhh

Mattia Polibio by person who wants to cancel him March 1, 2020

Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear 

The awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man.

Did you see that Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear fight? That was the shit, yo.

Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear by David Kinglord November 21, 2006