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hate mate

a person that you love and hate at the same time, an ex girlfriend you haven't quite gotten over, a competitive childhood friend, your annoying brother
Everytime I see Tyson my heart skips a beat, however I can't get over the hpv he gave me. He is soo my hate mate.
by mikehunt1017 November 9, 2006
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shoosh mate

"Shoosh mate! I've heard enough."
by dj shiva August 13, 2007
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Sorry mate!!!

Baldie's apology when he almost comes within 10 feet of bumping into someone walking the other way. The words are preceded by a sudden and dramatic halt in which Baldie assumes the petrified stance of a person about to be run down by a tank: leaning back with hands up in a "please don't shoot, I'm an unarmed queer" gesture. This pathetic and unnecessary posture is made more ridiculous still by a facial expression of sheer terror, such as one might display when confronted by a rabid rhinoceros that has just eaten one's children.
Just saw Baldie in the corridor.

Did you talk to the twat?

No. He was about 20 metres away but appeared to believe he'd just knocked me over. He froze and shouted "Sorry mate!!!"

Fucking bent loser.
by Twaggy Smidgekin October 15, 2010
mugGet the Sorry mate!!!mug.

mate-bacilli

Another way of saying, 'very horny'.

Read it in a fanfiction by Neko Izumi in AFF.net
Dude1: Why are you late?

Dude2: My partner got infected by the mate-bacilli. You know what I mean.
by Z~K January 6, 2009
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meat-mate

Two or more individuals who have worn the same pants, etc. commando-style between washes.
'Sup meat-mate! Love those pants-- my dangle and eggs rode the wind in them just this morning!"
by Darius McCloud December 13, 2018
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Mate of Honour

A mate of honour is the male equivalent to the classical maid of honour. The bride will often choose to forego the common maid of honour-bridesmaid combo for a less conventional male 'mate of honour' due to a lack of close female friends or an unbreakable bond with her male best friend. The 'mate of honour' will have responsibilities similar to that of a maid of honour including: planning of the infamous hen party, bridal shower and the obligatory catching of the bouquet. The 'mate of honour' signifies clear progress in the battle towards gender equality in all areas of life.
Tova: Joe, will you be my mate of honour to avoid a potential massacre amongst my female friends, and of course because I love you dearly?

Joe: I would be honoured to, what colour dress should I wear?
by Gladys66 August 14, 2016
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Dirty Mate

Stuffing a girl's vagina with yerba mate, pouring hot water into it, and slurping it out with a bombilla (straw) in the same way that South Americans drink mate. Usually done with friends.
To keep warm, the guys got together and drank some dirty mate out of Juana´s cunt.
by veludo July 18, 2010
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