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Masculists

A group of obese, ugly or otherwise undesirable men, who loathe women with a passion, because they cannot get laid. They cook-up kooky conspiracy theories on the newsgroup soc.men, and basically do everything in their power to utterly repel the opposite sex.
Masculists are damaged goods.

Whatever you do, stay away from smelly Tom; he's a homeless bum with a bad case of dick drips & oh yeah, he's one of those nutball Masculists.

I don't think Masculists really want to change diapers; they're faking.
by I am no one September 8, 2007
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Mahul

A gayboy, who has serious issues about his height, due to being the size of a midget, and gets parred by so many girls. Eventually you just feel sorry for him.
You see that Gaylord Mahul?
Oh, yeah I almost stepped on him.
by isardrraten1 September 24, 2011
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masculine wiles

When men are whores like women.
1) Leaning against your desk with one or two palms on it is an example of masculine wiles.

2) Licking your face is also an explicit usage of masculine wiles.
by Rainbow Pony October 20, 2008
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Mashlin

The best um....person named Mashlin ever...
Mashlin has a cool name.
by Paine September 7, 2003
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mashug

A mashug is someone who's is attached to you at the hip and is always with you they're there for the best and the worst life has to a offer a true mashug is a keeper
Girl: I love my mashug he's the best
by Anon e. Mouse October 31, 2017
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e-masculating

1. The act of treating everyone you interact with on the internet is a male.
2. Assuming that everyone on the internet is male.
E-masculating has kept me from accidentally agreeing to hook up with strangers from the internet as they are probably all guys.
by Telemonian May 30, 2018
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synthetically masculine

initially appearing to have masculine traits such as knowing how to shave, change a car tire, change your oil, or hang a picture frame. To only be ousted as having synthetic masculinity due to a lack of real understanding of how to do these 'basic' tasks as a man. This often stems from someone's mother taking the role of a father figure instilling a level of synthetic masculinity resulting in a base level of confidence until confronted by someone with authentic masculinity.
Jack's mom taught him how to shave his face and shake hands.

On the surface, he appeared to be fine but beneath his fragile shell of masculinity, he knew that he was unable to live up to the standards of what it means to be a 'man' in modern society.

Without a masculine role model, he was raised to be synthetically masculine, resulting in deep fear of not being good enough to be called a man.
by 喾凯 June 16, 2020
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