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Malcolm

Malcolm is a skank. Malcolm’s are little bitch ass slags who are the gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Fuck you, you stupid little slut.

You are a bitch and a hate you
Keep it in your pants you selfish bigot
Person 1: “that guy is ugly AND a whore”
Person 2: “what a total Malcolm
by Malcolmsareslags October 26, 2022
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Malcolm

To "ask to join" someone into an online meeting
"Jack hasn't joined the meeting yet. I will just Malcolm him in"
by anonymous852 November 23, 2023
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Malcolm

Oh Hey Malcolm
by I <3 Judy 🍑👅 November 10, 2020
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MALCOLM

A bitch ass nigga that somehow can magically GO A WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL YEAR WITHOUT HIS HAIR GROWING AND NO HAIRCUT. Also the nigga is a bitch and prolly likes anime WIT HIS WEIRD ASS.
The guys - Who dat nigga right there?
Me - Oh thats just malcolm bitch ass
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Malcolm

REALEST NIGGA ON JAH 🤦🏿 ♂️💯 HE ALWAYS DOWN FOR THE NEW DAWN AND ALWAYS DOWN FOR HIS HOMIES.
ever heard of MALCOLM??? I don’t think so cuz you be fake asf 🤦🏿 ♂️🤦🏿 ♂️🤦🏿 ♂️
by Monke.irony forty four November 24, 2021
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Max Malcolm

Max Malcolm is the best person in the world , they’re perfect and they never fail to make somebody laugh. They have a huge sense of humour and would sacrifice their own needs just for their friends. They’re very pretty too < 3
Cyrus : Max Malcolm is one of the best people i’ve ever met! <3
by Curtexxsz June 4, 2022
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Sexy Malcolm

Malcolm is sexy. Sexy is Malcolm. He is very sexy so he pulls all of the huzz.
Man that Sexy Malcolm is looking fine today.
by Sexy Malcolm December 17, 2024
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