mayne

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hey i hooked up with this girl the other night..

oh mayne..

by skebonyman October 2, 2010

Maynard James Keenan

A short, but very talented little man who is the lead singer for the legendary hard rock band Tool. He has an incredible voice but thinks a bit too highly of himself, and pretty much thinks he and the band are more intelligent than anyone else. He basically thinks only he is the one who has the intelligent view on life. He really is intelligent, but he needs to chill out a bit.

Maynard James Keenan-I hate our fans. Every religion is false because I'm so intellectual. You're dumb because you have a different theory on the meaning of life than me. Everyone who lives in L.A. is a dipshit.

by The Mandon November 8, 2010

Mayne!

A Southern term used for the expression of happyness or excitement or just meaning that something is super cool.

We bout to smoke a blunt, Mayne!

by JTizzle254 February 10, 2009

Maynard

A word commonly used in reference to someone who lacks sense.

Mary: Big test tomorrow, still going to party till dawn #yolo 😝
Cindy: Oh Mary...
Mary: What?
Cindy:You're such a Maynard.

by DisturbedFlamingo77 September 10, 2016

Kieran pizza mayn

An Italian/Irish midget who jacks off with a slice of pizza:
and eats pasta sexualy;)

How to Impress Kieran:Show up naked, Bring Beer.

Dad:"umm Kieran why does your cruch smell like pizza?"
Kieran pizza mayn :"it was hungry..."

by Ania polish builder April 13, 2009

Maynards

When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.

When Jim went to feel his balls he realized he had Maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.

by Emixam Noid March 30, 2008

Maryni

Totally hot dark lesbian chick who you meet in college, but never introduces you to any of her friends. She is fun to hang around with and since she is a lesbian you can not bang her...ever. Does not like to be touched without permission, because she thinks it is a cheap way to touch women. Has gay friends ussually named Francisco.

-Why don't you want to be my girlfriend?
-I'm Maryni dude!

by Redhead MthrFckr October 24, 2008