muscle car

american cars from 1964-1972. a 73 or 74 might slide in there but its rare. NO NEW CARS WILL EVER BE MUSCLE CARS, AS MUCH AS THEY TRY TO BE. Your SRT-4 or your 2006 mustang is not a muscle car. you are fooling yourself. if you have not experienced serious power, you don't know what fast is. period.

Here's the food chain:
1.) muscle cars
2.) pony/sporty cars
3.) ricers

muscle cars have their rivalries between eachother but at least they are in the same league. picking on a mustang is like a pro baseball player picking on a AA player. and a muscle car picking on a ricer is like a pro picking on a little leager.

everytime a ricer trys to race me, i dont race him at all. its boring. every time a mustang kid trys to race me, i just wait at the light, let him go, then blow by him later. the only cars i race are other muscle cars. everything else is at the track.

by osama b November 16, 2007

muscle car

An American performance car characterized by huge, powerful engines, poor handling, and rock and roll.

The two most iconic muscle cars: Camaro and Mustang.
Both of them have history stretching back to the sixties. Which of them is better?
The answer: I don't care; Porsche 911 smokes them both to hell anyways.

by cogitator November 30, 2009

muscle car

A car with a large V8 and steel bumpers made before 1976.

A perfect example is the Falcon GT.
Falcon GT was a Bathurst winner and now the most sought after Aussie Muscle car ever.

They asking price of a XY HO Phase 3 GT equals the the combined value of all T series falcons combined.
FYI a T series is a late model Australian Falcon V8 with a body kit...Not a GT or a muscle car Per Se.

Allan Moffat's Bathurst winning GT muscle car.

by Allan Moffat January 10, 2008

Muscle Bike

Muscle bike or Musclebike are kids 20" bicycles or 16" front wheel styled after Dragster's & Muscle Car's from the mid 60's to early 70's. Bananna seat & sissy bar for bucket seat & roll bar, rear slick,, sginal light's, console shifter, even some with wheelie bar.

Raleigh Chopper is a Muscle Bike with a chopped front fork & 16" wheel, not Chopper with an extended front fork. You can not properly define a motercycle as a muscle bike. A muscle bike is not a low rider.

by David Gagnon March 20, 2008

muscle car

A muscle car fast as balls in a straight line, worthless on a track, such as in an actual race.

Muscle car driver: What's handling again?

by Jackmehoffer April 28, 2006

muscle car

bad handling, under-engineered, over powered, polluting, unreliable, piece of over-rated american crap

delusional american number 1: yeehoo bob! were goin' faster than a scalded hog, in mah here noo muscle car!
delusional american number 2:gee whizz bob, we sure are, but i never, whats that!?
delusional american number 1: i believe thats a corner bob, oh no were gonna die!!

by laughingatamericans June 27, 2010

muscle car

A performance car that's very different from a sports car. Louder engines with deeper bass, engines from V8 and V10, bolder designs, more naturally performanced, and are classics. However, they're a piece of junk compared to sports cars because they have shitty handling since they're made for drags only and no circuits, heavy as hell from their frames and engines, boring designs, and in the shop more often than on the road. They're also American made cars, while sports cars are American made, Asian made, and European made.

Muscle Car owner: You my car broke down twice and costed me 2 grand to fix it.

Sports Car owner: Wow that's a muscle car you have their. My sports car never had any problems and it's on the road all the time.

by Todd Windmill November 4, 2012