Moral Victories

What Alabama fans claim after they lose a football game.
Don't worry guys about getting blasted by Florida and then getting embarrassed by Utah in our bowl game because they are both moral victories.
by U R Tigerbait February 26, 2009
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Moral sex

1. Sex (vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) that is had, NOT because the person necessarily wants to, but because he/she feels that he/she needs to fulfill their partner's needs.

2. Sex (vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) that is counted towards a couple's sexual quota.
"Joe and I haven't gotten it on in a week. I just haven't been in the mood, but I think that he deserves a little moral sex."
by J-Lai November 13, 2006
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moral values

n. One's personal definition of and resolve to practice the proper behavior to exhibit, both in public and private. This may be determined by one's religion, philosophy, carnal desires, or lack thereof.
Propaganda is usually an attempt to to spread one's moral values to others.

Censorship is usually an attempt to impose one's moral values upon propaganda.
by Downstrike May 25, 2004
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Nobility of Morals

Founded on monday december 20th 2004, by the knights: Aaron and Pentescu. It is dedicated to upholding the morals that they judge right and proper.
You are a being of awsome power, on a walk in the woods you encounter two swords in a river. Both swords belong to a hated foe. You have four options, keep one sword, both swords, leave them, or return them. As a being of moral integrity, what do you do?

As a noble of morals you destroy both, ensuring no immoral use may come of them.
by Ragnar Snorison December 21, 2004
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Double moral

Double moral: Ksi said life is not about money and fame, meanwhile he said he was too rich and famous to spend a holiday in a cheap place
by Gocky-mocker July 05, 2021
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moral hypochondria

Symptomatic of global guilt and a victim mentality on social issues usually voiced via social media or rallies.
The keyboard warriors are suffering a severe bout of moral hypochondria
by Powzy March 13, 2020
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aubrey morales

is my girlfriend and if you touch her i will find you and kill you bitch she's my boo

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i love you
aubrey morales is bae, senpai, or even boo
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