Hot Moon

Hot Moon
Preparation is conducted by eating hot foods as early in the day as possible to allow time for the stool to mature.

At the time of intercorse, the evacuation of the bowels begins. You then gather as much fecal matter as you possibly can.

Start the application around the anus (moon) covering the hole, at which point you begin anal penetration.

Sandra was eager to spice things up with her partner and therefore decided (in a mutual decision) to try the Hot Moon.

by Hot Mooner June 27, 2022

Peyton Mooning

When a man backs his spread ass cheeks into someones face and slaps them with his testicles.

I'm going commando for some quick strike peyton mooning.

by hairgun August 29, 2016

rude moon

During the act of mooning, the perpetrator spreads their ass cheeks to expose their anus.

It was bad enough when Bill got up and mooned everyone at the party, it was worse when he gave us the rude moon.

by trance_at_yahoo April 4, 2011

Piss on the moon

Something so unachievable that there is just no point in trying.

Kick my ass?!! you'd have better luck trying to "Piss on the moon."

by Blkdaimond May 31, 2011

Keith Moon

The single greatest drummer and rock star of all time. Played for The Who. He lived a reckless, care free life that eventually led to his death at age 31 of a drug overdose on September 7th, 1978. He was known for blowing up his drum set, and also kicking it over a lot. Singuarly the greatest musician to ever live.

Don't take my word for it, go out and buy Tommy or Live At Leeds.

by Sparky December 22, 2004

C-Moon

The act of inverting someone inside out and defying gravity.

Person one: WHY AM I TURNING INSIDE OUT
Pucci: C-moon.

by Sexmaster22 September 12, 2020

Moon Ass

A woman's gluteus maximus that is mainly constructed of cellulite. Due to the lack of muscle the ass is covered in dimples, loose spots, and has an appearance that resembles the moon: a cratered surface.

"Yo I heard you got with Sarah, how was that fat ass of hers?"
"Shit was nasty dude! Bitch's ass was filled with dimples and it was loose as fuck!"
"Damn, really! I never thought Sarah would have moon ass!"

by Spenceykins January 19, 2014