Amish Dough Mixer

Anally insert three raw eggs with shells on, ten double-fistfuls of flower, and yeast from the infection of a black hooker, then double fist the person with the ingredients inside, making sure to alternate for 30 minutes.

The Amish Dough Mixer is the key to the delicious flavor of our baked bread.

by Amish Cooking Recipes October 19, 2025

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North Carolina Mixer

A North Carolina Mixer is where you hold your partner upside down while wearing a chef hat, with them giving you head. As they are giving you head you put a whisk in their ass and mix it around.

I'm not the best chef but I can give a mean North Carolina Mixer.

by DripPigeon October 27, 2025

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Gender Mixer

It's a name for straight/homophobic people basically.

"Go away, you Gender Mixer!"

by Raven_Darkheart-XD November 6, 2025

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Mixer

Event of the season where you get to see all your favorite people in one place. Often lots of drinking and having fun :)

I’ll see you all at the mixer later!

by CandiedPotato November 8, 2025

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Slovenian Mixer

The Slovenian Mixer is when you piss in a girl's gaping asshole and then drop a load into that and then proceed to combine the piss with your pieces of chunky poo and drink the mixture like a soup. You can also use cum if you don't have any piss saved up or if you feel extra edgy. Please note this won't work if your shit is creamy.

It took a lot of convincing, but Jessica finally let me give her a Slovenian Mixer last night. I still have some saved in a glass!

by stereotypicallama June 27, 2024

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