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Maria is the sexiest human alive. she’s literally a god. She’s really hot and gorgeous. she’s the kindest and the funniest. you should find a Maria for u. Every guy wants her so if u have a friend who’s called maria don’t show her to your bf, he must fall in love with her.
boy1- dammit i js can’t stop thinking about that girl.
boy2- is she a maria?
boy1- yes! she’s the hottest girl i’ve ever seen.
boy2- ikr!! marias are the best
Maria by jadennn1 June 17, 2022
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Fat-ass bastard who likes hoe'in around with the football team.
real ass beana: Mannnnn that whale they caught in the ocean is such a Maria.
Maria by realassbeaner February 1, 2023
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Ugly, broke down looking indivdual who is the eptitome of white trash.
Damn, she looks like a Maria.
Maria by Marisol9900 October 20, 2011
maria is daddy. maria is the type of girl that's just daddy. you can't convince yourself or others, that Maria isn't daddy.
guy 1: she's daddy
guy 2: is her name Maria?
guy 1: yeah how did you know that?
guy 2: because Maria is just daddy.
Maria is the hottest fucking person out there with a hilarious personality. 😍♥️💋 ;)
Person 1: damn look at the hot babe over there 👉🏼. 🧍🏽 ♀️
Person 2: obviously 🙄 she’s a Maria!
Maria by Gamer_xbbs:) April 19, 2021
The name of a girl who is never included in the “if ur name is” tiktok. :)
But is nice and very funny. And can be ignored. Lmbo
Who’s this girl? She funny!

Uhhh that’s Maria... she’s been here for 5 years dude.
Maria by E-girl Scorpio oof November 2, 2019
A loving caring person who will stay a good friend for life has a twin and has a friend named rena the coolest person in the world that deserves the world
Yeet maria yeet
Maria by Hdjdjdjdjxjdjdhdhh December 13, 2019